Greeley Colorado

Greeley, Colorado is famous for hardly existing. The college or university or whatever a nitwit might call it is so far below Mediocre, it's classified as an 'advanced kindergarten'. Nothing else exists in the city except drunks and child molesters. Zombie-fied citizens, the living dead, where you go other than Hell, the ultimate cess pool!

I went to Greeley Colorado to see what was there, and I was so surprised to find NOTHING at all. This hole makes Buffalo, New York look like Heaven

by Dr. Gregory Darvis January 6, 2011

colorado slurp

A sex act preformed by people in Colorado. When a man places his balls on his partners chin and then makes his partner Colorado slurp his cock Can be compared to sucking cock but better. Colorado slurp should be tried by all.

I’ve never seen anyone Colorado slurp me like that.

That was the best Colorado slurp i’ve ever received.

I’ve never been Colorado slurped better

by negrisnog December 20, 2019

Colorado Herringbone

The act of getting slopped up while enjoying a piping cup of hot chocolate.

Ayo Cathy, would you like to give me sum Colorado Herringbone tonight?

Bro... Last night Jennifer gave me that Colorado Herringbone. I'ma wife her forreal.

by The Young Cranium December 7, 2021

Colorado Beer Snort

The act of snorting the foam that pops up when you crack your pabst

Guy 1: Hey man you wanna do a colorado beer snort with me?
Guy 2: Yea man that shit gets me wasted!

*sniff*
Guy 1: Ahh yea im totally shit canned now

by bob saget 420 May 29, 2011

Colorado Waffle Iron

The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.

Mack, "quint, whats that smell?"
Quint "Lil red pissed me off, so I Colorado Waffle ironed him"

by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010

colorado

A place of vast beauty. Where you can drink tap water and breath the air (thanks atmosphere) People native to colorado know that there is never bordom if you are with the right people(there are a lot of cool people),and know the right places. Many people who move here love this place as if they are natives because they realize the benefits and how welcoming we are in this state. The only people who make me mad are people who move from texas and put down Colorado acting like nothing is good enough. I get that people are proud of where they originate from thats why I am writing this. All I am saying is if you like where your from and have no respect for where you are, go back there. You will be better off, and No one will miss you here.

"wow colorado is the dopest!!!"

by *Anika * April 26, 2007

Colorado brown beard

When a man sticks his tongue in a girls butt hole and she has the runs down his face

See definition of Colorado brown beard

by Freshness303 February 5, 2012