Colombian Log

The act of hiding and or storing cocaine within ones anal cavity for later use or erotic sensation.

1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.

2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right

by AcidPro08 November 8, 2018

Colombian Lawn Sprinkler

When your partner stands on top of a bed during sex and spins around while urinating

When she hit me with the Colombian Lawn Sprinkler, I knew she'd be the one.

by nati0nx May 9, 2020

Colombian NyQuil

Instead of swallowing an ambien for sleep, you crush it into a nice powdery line and snort it for instant effect.

Guy 1: Hey man I have to go to sleep like right now. I have to be up at 6 for work.

Guy 2: Do you want a shot of whiskey to fall asleep faster?
Guy 1: I’m way ahead of ya. I’m taking a Colombian NyQuil . Be out in a minute

by Les Carroll August 31, 2020

Colombian Bomb

When you have over 500 Download speed but somehow Tugo manages to bomb or missile you with 4+ second delay.

Player 1: What happened Turismo?

Turismo: sigh...Colombian Bomb

by Rc_OwnsUrbanDictionary June 28, 2021

Colombian Night Train

While having anal sex, your partner poop's on your penis and smears it around. Once this is accomplished they put a line of cocaine on the erect penis, and snort the poopy coke up their nose.

So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!

So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!

by Daddypengy April 19, 2022

anglo colombiano

A British private school located in Bogota, Colombia. It offers an IB education and it is one of the best schools in the city.

He goes to the anglo colombiano school in Bogota.

by AlabamaHotPucket2 August 26, 2015

nicholas coombe

the most gorgeous man alive, amelia's boyfriend so don't take him. he plays the wonderful character of randi in dora the lost city of gold and we ship him and dora. rora forever. an iconic boi who's intelligence is beyond reproach.

no one:
absolutely no one:
nicholas coombe: CLASSIC US.

by heathermcsoftnamara August 29, 2019