Concisionism

The ideology which advocates concise thought, analysis, speech, writing, and consumption.

Concisionism advocates articulating one's feelings, and thinking, analyzing, speaking, and/or writing concisely. Its adherents believe concision is so powerful that by applying it—especially at work—a nation's Gross Domestic Product will rise because workers and other professionals will communicate faster and more effectively, thereby boosting production. Another benefit of articulating things concisely is that trimming the fat from communication leaves people more time to live and that improves the quality of life and increases the amount of pleasure people can enjoy.

The members of think tanks wonder if communicating concisely would make consumers realize that they can live concisely and consume concisely, not needing to purchase unnecessary (really unneeded) products or services; be husky, plump, or obese; and stop over-consuming and also consume less.

by but for September 9, 2018

Callison'd

When somebody walks away mid sentence showing a lack of interest in your current topic.

that mother fucker just callison'd me mid sentence

by BoeJiden666 September 26, 2022

Coitus Coalition

A group of friends whose sole purpose is to get one of their friends laid.

Chris: Jeeze, Adam hasn't had sex in a while
Josh: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Gabe: Could you mean?
Josh: Yes, we need to form a coitus coalition.

by Lostboy08 October 20, 2012

Mango Coalition

1. A collective term for peoples of the geographical regions and cultures united by their love of mangoes, where it features prominently in their diets, and is natively grown; includes Asians (esp South, Southeast, and southern mainland), Pacific Islanders, Africans, and Latin/South/Central Americans.

2. Things POC around the world have in common.

Besides the Rush Hour movie franchise, Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker have in common being members of the Mango Coalition.

by anonymous April 22, 2021

Out Of Commision

when something is not working, or out of service

"hey dude, is your computer fixed yet?"
"no, it's still out of commision."

by Jup!73r February 13, 2021

Anti-Degeneracy Coalition

An internet movement that is opposed to the nazist ideology( with the antifa subgroup ), lgbt/progressive movement( with the pedophille/MAP subgroup ), furry fandom( with the terrarian and zoophille subgroups ) and anime fandom( with the gacha subgroup ); and is most of the time pro Abrahamic Faith(Christianity, Judaism, Islam). It is usually related to the anti-furry and anti-anime movements.

He is in the Anti-Degeneracy Coalition, that means he doesn't like progressive or extremist communities.

by MaxAfton October 14, 2023

Global Occult Coalition

Also known as the Destroy Destroy Destroy Foundation, the GOC are a group of bloodthirsty, impatient people who turned a teleporting chair into evil woodchips

SCP Foundation: You can't just throw a chair into a woodchipper
Global Occult Coalition: haha woodchipper go brrr

by Xplayer76 June 6, 2021