Collectionist

Someone who collects items or antiques based on their hobby. Ex. Video games, coins, vintage items, toys, etc. Another term for what is commonly known as a collector.

Do you have Super Nintendo's? I want to acquire one because I am a collectionist.

by Shuichi1 August 20, 2019

card collector

Someone who has officially collected more than one v-card.

"Did you hear Sally lost her v-card to a card collector last night"?

by Andrew Rambleon June 9, 2008

College Bob

An individual who is a school procrastinator, acts really hard to show-off/be cool, makes up stories to impress people about his lifestyle, is overly obnoxious/intolerable at times.

(Example 1)
Friend 1: I miss my girlfriend so bad man!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I haven't had some in a long time!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I'm about to go crazy man! I can't handle this!
Friend 2: YO! Chill man! Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!

(Example 2)

Friend 1: Hey guys! we haven't hung out in a long time! SOOO HOW ARE THE LADIIIIES!??
Friend 2: uuh.. i'm talking to this one girl.
Friend 1: YEAAA MY FRIEND IS GETTIN SOME!!
Friend 2: Chill man, your being a COLLEGE BOB again!

(Example 3)

Kevin's mom: So Michael, how's college?

Michael: Not that great. I haven't been studying as much. My GPA is like 2.5.

Kevin's mom: WOAH! that's not good. You have to study more.

Michael: Yea, I'm definitely stepping it up next semester!
(Mom walks away)

Kevin: So what happened man, why you're doing so bad?

Michael: I've been partying so much man!!OMG college is so awesome I LOVE DORMING! I lost track of drinking at so many parties and went to class with hangovers

Kevin: DUDE! who you trying to show off to? Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!

by Friend of the real Rob November 6, 2012

Middlebury College

A large experimental chamber designed to measure the effects of extreme workload and stress on college students.

Life at Middlebury College: Study study write study all-nighter write drink study drink write write study drink write write write WRITE WRITE all-nighter WRITE WRITE die

by Wise_Truth_Teller November 3, 2012

Colette

Super clever and knows what's going down always has her friends and family's back and is definitely a ride or die chick, falls deep for her man and is always the life of the party, but be warned don't fuck with her cause she will get you back.

That Colette super clever and cool sexy as hell

by Jason's wifey July 12, 2015

college

An alternative to buying a Ferrari (they cost about the same).

Damn, that Ferrari costs almost as much as college.

by Duesey December 1, 2003

College Noodles

The extremely cheap noodles that broke college students live off of after their parents have cut them off financially, and they're waiting on their next paycheck from their pizza delivery job. i.e. ramen

It sucks when you're so broke that you can't afford any food besides college noodles.

by wordmakerlikeshakespear November 6, 2015