coloured shit

When you're super Ill and your shit comes out green

All of last week I was ill and every time I went to the toilet it was always a coloured shit.

by Coleby spaghetti July 29, 2015

True colours

True colours is a really nice compliment! You usually say it to people who stand out and show there thoughts and feelings! It can also be an insult. You could say to someone that there true colours are showing or shining through. This means they might be pretending to be nice but inside are not!

Positive way : Emily your true colours are showing!
Thank you Kate
Negative way : Draven your true colours are showing I cannot believe you!
I'm so sorry Kate!

by Cow bag December 20, 2019

Feeling off colour

You're feeling off colour when there's something wrong with your health even though it's nothing to worry about.

John:"I'm feeling off colour today, it's nothing serious but something's not quite right"
John's mum:"Well, you shouldn't go to school then. I'll call the doctor".

by Arliet April 8, 2021

colture

(coal-cherr) the way everyone under about 32 seems to pronounce the word "culture" now. vowel transition can be applied to any other word with the "ull' sound, eg: skull, adult, difficult.

apparently started by CNN.

cnn anchor: "in today's colture, some adolts are finding it difficolt to make a living."

by crowamonghens October 30, 2012

colour

the correct spelling, unlike the way dumb yanks that cant spell the word for toffee

yank: "hi my name is like cindy lou an i like the COLOR pink"
brit: "hello my name is thomas and i like the COLOUR black"

by uber skank December 29, 2005

Colour

The observed property of light which is closely related to its wavelength.

A HeNe laser has a distinctive red colour of wavelength usually around 633nm.

Calling someone coloured is often considered racist.

Issac Newton decided there should be seven colours in the spectrum, even though only six are particularly well defined. Indigo only exists because of Newton's religious beliefs.

Colour is the correct spelling. :P

by )SoFoS( May 27, 2008

Colour

The PROPER way of spelling colour.
Or color as the americans spell it.
Americans will probably spell it wrong because British spelling is too SUPERIOR and they can't understand it.
The FIRST way of spelling it, and the right way.

British dude: Do you like the colour of my thirt?
American dude: No that color is stoopid. I love pink!
British dude: YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL!!!!!

by hananananaah January 19, 2006