coleenification

coleenification to be coleened; the process a woman of sub-par attractivness undergoes when her finacial situation shifts favourably resulting in her increasing in attractiveness. Taken from the name of wayne rooney's wife coleen rooney.

mate she is bare fit

nah blud she is well coleened, rough as under that

coleenification

by cuntfeatures March 8, 2009

colten

a little man with little hands an a little dick

look at that colten kid he is so short

by mr. big dick rick April 2, 2020

Colbertwich

Whipped cream between two (2) Pringles like a sandwich;
as seen on The Colbert Report on March 30, 2010.

Guy 1) I've got all this whipped cream and Pringles.

Guy 2) Make a Colbertwich!

by Drevyek March 31, 2010

Colbei

A vary smart possibley asian man.

Guy 1: Did you see that asian man over there?
Guy 2: He looks like a Colbei.

by The monster under the table July 12, 2010

Colbert Control

When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.

Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.

by misszombie June 1, 2011

Colten is bad at games

An insult referring to the toxic castle maining rainbow six siege player SavageShark546.

Austin: Heyyyyy did you see my 1 man feed??

Elisha: COLTEN IS BAD AT GAMES!!!!!

Austin: Dafuq?

by ZMan501st April 17, 2018

Colten

A amazing guy usually with a 20 inch dick he is the most kind and loving person and a good sex partner

Colten is the best

by Mr potato’s September 14, 2020