Cog Haircut

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.

Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.

by stalepork6 May 28, 2021

Cog Sucker

A person who prefers yellow cameras and inferior machine vision products. A person who often uses the phrase "do you know who I am" or "Do you know who I work for?" Cog Suckers are a tight knit group who's membership bounds are impenetrable.

Hey have you talked to Matthew recently?

Matthew? you mean that cog sucker?

You know what, I am tired of those cog suckers walking around with their big nose in the air.

by Ray Pinhose March 17, 2011

Drop a cog

The act of straining so hard you get a hernia in you ball sack and you look like one ball is bigger and lower than the other

Fuck me, you might drop a cog lifting that heavy arsed mofo

by Hairy wheelbarrow November 14, 2023

Cog

A heavier gear type piece used in a machine that drives other or is driven by other cogs.

due to the massive amount of torque in the machine, well balanced cogs were the alternative to gears.

by Dud Dudlee October 3, 2023