Cucumber Sandwich

When A Man Inserts One End Of The Cucumber Into His Anus & The Woman Inserts The Other End Into Her Vagina And Begins Too Thrust, That My Friends Is The Cucumber Sandwich!

By Ramos The Barbarian.

Steven- “I Had A Cucumber Sandwich Last Night!”
David- “Oh Man, What Was That like?”
Steven- “A Tad Crumby, Dude.”

by Ramos The Barbarian June 2, 2018

Cucumber milk

Cucumber milk is cum, semen, skeet, or jizz.

Your penis is the cucumber and the cum,semen,skeet, or jizz is the milk. Cucumber milk

by JQNews June 11, 2018

Cucumber Foreskin

That horrible moment in every mans life where you haven’t washed your penis for so long that it starts to grow mild and become green and begins to look like a cucumber

Man I got that cucumber foreskin again

by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019

cucumberdogged

When you try and scare a cat with a cucumber but a dog eats it.

YOWIE WOWIE, you've just been CUCUMBERDOGGED!

by YowieWowieTheMassiveMuscleMan May 17, 2019

Cucumber Juice

Slang for male semen. Used commonly in areas of Toronto, where health and sex junkies reign supreme.

Rosanne: God, last night was amazing.
Jonny: You really drained my schlong of its cucumber juice .

by WithMySelfMadeCu November 4, 2022

Cucumber Stew

A stew of cucumbers that probably has piss in it

“mmmmmmm cucumber stew”

by fireatlas91_ September 11, 2022

Savage Cucumber

The dankest meme lord. This is "the man" that gets all the bitches. They be eatin outta the palm of his hand

Laron: Yo that's my boi DeShawn over there

Tyrone: the one surrounded by the twerkin bitches? He looks like a real "Savage Cucumber"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016