Cocktious

verb

1. When one is aware of all available opportunities involving dick.

Whoa black Betty, you’re super cocktious tonight (Bam-ba-Lam).

by RevTDJake June 21, 2019

cactapus

A cactus that looks like an octopus.

Do you see the size of that cactapus!

Lets go visit Joshua Tree and look for some cactapussies

by chickensandwhichhead September 21, 2020

Coctupus

-A person being rude or is annoying to deal with

-compared to being made of tiny dicks

Person 1) "shut the hell up you stupid bitch!"

Person 2) "fuckin coctupus , who do you think your talking to?!"

by LantaCelluli July 12, 2021

cockwalus

It's an insult for a horrible person who has wronged you

"Gosh, janet is an absolute cockwalus"

by Satan's-whore December 22, 2021

rocktapuss

A Rocktapuss is an octopus with a Dwayne the Rock Johnson head at the top instead of the usable octopus body usually 3D printed or molded ect. P.S very hot and sexy his tentacle are like the best tentacular penis hentai.

Check it out I 3d printed a Rocktapuss and he is very sexy it make me horny

by TETICULARHENTAI;) June 18, 2022

cockpussypenis

Nigger i hate that big dumb nigger hes stealing our cotton again jayton whip his ass again if you might!!

fucking coon get back here!!

get that nigga cockpussypenis ass back here coonslave

by cockandpenisballs August 30, 2022

cockhausen

Someone who is Gay. Furthermore, not only are they Gay, but a Cockhausen has both male and female genitalia.

“Wow, that guy is such a Cockhausen”

by Big—buck— February 6, 2023