cocktard

derogatory term. taken from the original term "fucktard" has many applications. generally used to call someone a combination of being a retard and acting like a cock. can also be used to infer someone is gay, or 'loves teh cock'

eg1.
drucken idiot: "man, I'm SOOOO smashed haw haw"
random bypasser: "get off the road and stop being sucha cocktard"

eg2. "man, mikie is SUCH a cocktard! I swear he's going to go incontinet soon if he doesn't stop!"

by jimzor July 25, 2008

Cocktart

1.)Term of endearment from a guy to his sexually deviant girlfriend. (note: make sure she IS a sexual deviant before utterring the word "cocktart")

2.) Female version of Fucktard.

I love you, Cocktart!

by Jeff Anderson December 28, 2005

cockstain

When a chick sits on your cock and leaves a stain behind from her ass.

Jennifer was doing some freaky shit last night and left a cockstain

by Fizzboker August 23, 2007

cocktard

A man in a homosexual romantic relationship with his own penis to such a degree as to cause brain damage and delusions that you'll be as in love with it as he is.

You sent me copypasta porn? What a cocktard.

by snippette May 14, 2011

cocktario

of or pertaining to an extremely tiny jewish penis that never gets wet unless it takes a shower or spits on its hand

"Dude, how do you ever get any pussy with that little baby
dick cocktario of yours?"

"Dude, my cocktario ain't gonna suck itself, let's get it
over with!"

by HelloKittyJesus July 13, 2009

Cockstability

(Verb) The act of giving dick on a frequent manner to a chick who is demanding something stable between both parties involved. Usually involves the woman asking for a serious commitment while the man only wants to fuck. The man just wants to show he's committed to sex.

Rachael: I feel we need to define and establish a stable relationship going forward! I'm tired of all the uncertainty, I need to know what you are willing to offer.

Dave: Frankly my dear, at this moment all I can offer you is some cockstability!

by drr10 May 30, 2013

cockstain

A black mans seminal fluids to make easier for foaming at the mouth black women they love it

A proper (cockstain).

by ramalamb April 26, 2014