cockerham

when a girl gives a handjob while shes eating a ham sandwhich.

eric recived a cockerham at the lunch table

by hamsandwhich July 25, 2012

cockerism

When your dick starts spinning faster than a helicopter's blades, causing you to fly into the air with unlimited power.

Bystander 1: "Oh my god, Billy's having a cockerism!

Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"

by TheCockerist April 15, 2017

Cockpermit

The act of enabling people to screw.

Opposite of cockblock.

“He’s such a cockpermit — he turned on sexy music and left the room.”

by Incrediboyman December 7, 2018

ball cocker

a term mistakenly used by a person trying to cover up the work cock blocker when litte kids are near.

kyasia was with her friends running home after meeting guy.

" madeline, your such a cock blocker"
" shut up kyasia , there is a little kid around"
"sorry , i mean ball cocker."

by jnastyx3 February 8, 2010

cockference

when two guys have a man meeting

dude 1: dude, i heard you and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm really bummed.
dude 1: all right, meet me in a half an hour for a cockference.

by be_dop_bop_man June 12, 2011

cockleberries

Wadded up balls of crusty poo, that accumulates on your wrinkly nut sac hair, cause you're always shoving your nuts up your pet's butt.

Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton, was taking it up the gary and then she decided she wanted a rootin' tootin' jamican chocolate raspberry but then at the last minute she had a choft and decided to go with the cockleberries and a nice warm toblerone.

by Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton April 5, 2005

Cockled

The moment when someone gets distracted by a penis and stops what he or she is doing.

She was at a loss for words after he cockled her.

by Biebermon August 26, 2013