cockednips

A fashion faux pas of the highest magnitude. When a woman does not take the time to align her nipples in her bra correctly, thus making it hard for people not to stare, because they are going in opposite directions.

She was a fashion disaster, between her cockednips and camel toe I didn't know where to rest my eyes.

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by sweetjanijani July 22, 2010

Cockenshtuff

Cockenshtuff: Kõk-ên-shtüf

Someone who loves inserting his junk into random objects just as you would a coin into a vending machine.

Tyler: Nick, stop fucking your old Gatorade bottle!
John: Yeah, quit being a goddamn cockenshtuff!

by Some Hairy Whale September 5, 2014

Cockeoke

Pronounced cock-kee-oh-kee. Doing karaoke (singing) while giving a blowjob, with the vibrations adding an extra sensation to the BJ. Sometimes accompanied by holding the penis as. Microphone for effect.

Bernadette gave her husband a cockeoke blowjob, prompting him to say "don't talk with your mouth full."

by Faster Redhead July 5, 2017

Cacklemuncher

Someone who eats dried sperm and pubic hair

Darnell is such a cacklemuncher, i bet he cacklemunches all day

by Oure September 29, 2018

Cloak Cackle

When a man in a dark black cloak comes up to you offers you candy and you accept. But there is a plot twist the candy is poisoned and it kills you. The man in the dark cloak comes back to your corpse and performs a more or less horrendous sexual act on your body.

Damn that girl looks like the cloak cackler ran into her.

by Cloak Cackler November 30, 2016

getting cocked

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.

I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking

by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017

cockless

Daryll, a man who admits to lacking genitalia

Hey Daryll! You have 4 balls but no cock!

by knobend jones March 29, 2004