Cumberbatch

verb

1. An unhealthy obsession with a celebrity, besides the fact that said celebrity knows not of the obsessed's existence. At times, a 'Cumberbatcher' will experience episodes of delusion based upon marriage, casual run-ins by which said celebrity may become helplessly in love with the obsessed, sexual acts being practiced by or upon the this celebrity, and the hope that said celebrity is in all actuality attempting to contact the obsessed, but has failed miserably through the years (though the obsessed remains hopeful).

2. Stalking celebrities by means of the internet; notably through Tumblr or Twitter, and a quick Googling won't hurt.

Why is she/he such a Cumberbatcher? She falls in love with a different celebrity every week.

Hold on, I'm nearly done with my daily Cumberbatching. I just need to check the tags on Tumblr.

I'm Cumberbatching for her/him so hard after watching that film they were in.

by Jimothy Longstein May 1, 2014

Cumberbatch

The act of a man having sex with a woman vaginally while another man has sex with the same woman anally, at the same time. Also known as double penetration.

(also: getting Cumberbatched)

"Mike and Luke are going to come to my house tonight and Cumberbatch me."

"Jack is so sexy, I want to make a clone of him and have them both Cumberbatch me!"

by whipbuckstarcream August 14, 2014

chumber

When you place a cucumber on an unsuspecting friend's shoulder.

Mante: Hey, i got the cumbers. Now let's chumber Chomper!!
(chumbers Chomper)
Chomper: Hey, why'd you chumber me guys?
Mante and Rizzum: Ha, you've been chumbered BITCH!!!

by Rizzum February 18, 2009

Cumberdiction

A group of letters within a work strung together that is awkward or uncomfortable when voiced out.

The stresses within a word that is uncomfortable in nature and does not roll right when spoken alone.

(Cumber)some: awkward
Diction: word/phrase

Urban Dictionary ---> uRBan diCTionaRY --> RB, CT, RY

Facebook ---> none

Pennsylvania ---> penNS YLVania --> NS, YLV

Example ---> exaMPle --> MP

Transcontinental ---> traNScoNTineNTal --> NS, NT, NT

Cumberdiction ---> cuMBeRDiCTion --> MB, RD, CT

GET IT!

by The Big KC June 13, 2011

Ass Climber

A person who fucks someone so large that the next day they have to climb a mountain of ass just to get out of bed.

Dude, you're such an ass climber, that chick you picked up must have weighed over 400 pounds

by Mt. Everassed December 2, 2010

Cumberbatched

Pertaining to a certain Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch, the term Cumberbatched refers to;

1. The state of complete awe and fangirl/boying at which it becomes difficult to function normally in the presence of Cumberbatch (even if his presence is merely the organisation of pixels on a screen.)

2. Also refers to a something which sucked before, but, by having an association with him, becomes inherently more awesome.

Cumberbitch 1: OMG LOOK IT'S BENNY HE'S SO AMAZING HE IS SO WONDERFUL I WISH I KNEW HIM ASDFGHSDFHKJFDHkfs -mindsplosion-
Cumberbitch 2: YOU'VE BEEN CUMBERBATCHED.

by That cumberbitch December 28, 2010

clubber

A clubber is one who dances or raves, also known as a raver, parties to techno, electronic, electronica, or the like. However, there are different types of clubs. There are goth clubs, rock clubs, underground clubs, etc. Clubbers usually dress either distinctly (bright colors, strange clothes, much like a raver, or skimpy, short skirts, tight clothing. Again, wardrobe depends on the type of club you attend.
A clubber also visits many clubs, or goes club hopping, hence the phrase clubber. Clubbers are usually not made fun of, and have their own community, and are quiet to other groups of people. They sometimes have spontaneous attitudes, and when made friends with, can be fun to party and hang out with.

"Where was John all weekend?"
"He's a clubber, where do you think he's been?"

by Brandon M. S. September 13, 2006