couch luge

Placing your butt on the edge of a couch and then laying back with legs straight out with head tipped forward - thus forming a luger like body position. Often performed while watching TV and often leads to a nap.

On his day off my buddy Stone does the couch luge all day watching movies and getting drunk and stoned.

by Ketone39 December 1, 2011

couch whistle

When someone farts loudly enough for all to hear and enjoy.

Oliver was in the other room when he heard Alexander play his couch whistle.

by Razorayne March 9, 2017

Couch Crusader

Someone who vehemently supports a cause on social media but does not do anything that requires a physical presence or effort.

Guy 1: Did you see Bethany's tweet last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, I invited her to the environmental rally but she said she was busy.

Guy 1: What a couch crusader.

by PseudoSocial June 16, 2018

Couch pizza

Rogue slices of pizza discovered in the cracks of a couch after a long night of drinking and/or smoking the devil’s cabbage.

Often consumed, though always in secret.

After her third slice of couch pizza, Maria realised those little pepperoni were actually pennies.”

by daltonjfk September 16, 2019

get your ass back behind the fucking couch

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019

couch surfing

1. A cheap form of lodging used mainly by college-students or recent college-grads, where one stays on acquaintance's couches rather than a hotel.

2. What someone who can't afford rent on their own and/or can't find roommates quick enough does when they are "between" places

1. dude1:I'm hittin' up NYC this weekend.
dude2:Damn, thats gonna be expensive.
dude1:Not rilli, my boy from college just got a job and a place in Manhattan, and I'm couch surfin'.

2. person1: Whats up with Joe, he's been here like all the time.
person2:he just broke up with his girl, and doesn't have a place yet, so he's couch surfin' here 'til then.

by Aaron August 4, 2004

couch

Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.

After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.

by studio d September 30, 2005