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Climate Changer

(N) slur for a Black American based on the race of the hobos that are starting fires in California and what the official claimed cause is.
Did you see all those Climate Changers out in the streets of LA lighting fires?
by broseidon420 January 12, 2025
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Climaxitude

Climaxitude: (noun) The state of reaching the peak of sexual pleasure or satisfaction, often marked by intense physical and emotional release.
The climaxitude of their night left them breathless, wrapped in each other's arms.
by Drakovi Bloodrose February 8, 2025
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Climate Doomism

An environmental ideology that is based on the idea that we are too far gone to fix the climate crisis or that the probability of change is too small to be hopeful.
Person A: I don't think we're ever going to solve climate change, that's why I don't care about paper straws.
Person B: So, you believe in climate doomism?
by Creeps_ April 8, 2025
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Climate Control

On a planetary or large-habitat scale, this refers to the deliberate, mega-engineering efforts to manipulate and stabilize atmospheric and environmental conditions to achieve a desired state—a.k.a. terraforming or climate engineering. It's not just adjusting a thermostat; it's using world-altering methods (like orbiting solar mirrors, releasing engineered gases, or seeding oceans) to warm a frozen Mars, cool a runaway greenhouse Venus, or maintain equilibrium in a massive space habitat. It's the ultimate expression of humanity as a geological force.
*Example: Proposals to melt the Martian ice caps with orbital mirrors to release CO2 and thicken the atmosphere, or spraying sulfate aerosols into Earth's stratosphere to reflect sunlight and combat global warming, are acts of Climate Control. It's planetary-scale gardening with potentially universe-altering consequences.*
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026
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Climate Change

Its too hot, must be due to climate change
Its too cold, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I woke up in a bad mood, must be due to climate change
by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025
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Climate Change

Its too cold, must be due to climate change
Its too hot, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I ejaculated prematurely, must be due to climate change
by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025
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Climitard

A person who believes we can save the planet by paying CO2 taxes to the government and by getting rid of cows.
Man 1: Gunther thinks that if we give the government more of our money in CO2 taxes that we can stop the climate from changing.
Man 2: Wow...what a Climitard
by Crazy Legs 1966 June 21, 2025
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