Craptical Illusion

The moment when you think you smell a fart, but nobody actually farted.

Your standing with a buddy and suddenly smell what you think is a fart so you say "Hey man, something smells like shit. Did you just blow ass?" And he says "Na man, you must be having a Craptical Illusion!"

by Fart Wayne May 26, 2016

Classiculous

Simply a compound word, made up from both Classic and Ridiculous. The accent is on the 'I' and Classiculous rhymes with ridiculous.

Pronounced Class-iculous

Sam Whitemoon from Creepshow II is absolutely Classiculous!!

80s horror films are Classiculous more often than not.

by Heinrich138 October 30, 2019

Casticle

A term used to describe someone who both acts like a dick and a pussy at the same time. The term comes from castrate, imlpying they still have a dick but don’t have any balls.

Person #1: Have you met Greg?

Person #2: Yeah, he’s such a casticle. He acts like a big Macho man and is obnoxious about it but is scared of a tiny spider

by TheFieryObsequiousness September 3, 2023

classical saxophonist

The elitists of the saxophone community, they walk around with their snobby noses turned up away from jazz musicians. The truth is that they secretly love jazz but are too square, duddy, and awkward to play it. They can often be found practicing Ferling etudes and worshipping their master, Marcel Mule.

Classical saxophonists hate us because they ain't us.

by Jazzmaster14 July 17, 2016

classical liberal

A conservative trying to peddle his same old bullshit under a hipper, less-tarnished branding.

See also: the "Comcast to Xfinity" strategy.

"I'm a classical liberal. That's why I worship Trump, hate niggers, jews, and gays, and think the invisible hand of the free market is a benevolent divine force that'll solve all my problems."

by botjaj April 6, 2019

classical

"this music still moves people today een if its 200 yrs old"

it can still move retarded idiots who dont understand music and ddint evolve their musical taste

high iq ppl listen only to electronic

"thre is no word to describe beethoven"

i can describe this as shit coz ur too retarded to know that shithoven is the def of shit

"plants listen rather to ludwig van bitchhoven"

plants listen to classic shit music coz they dont have brains and have low intelligence

who likes old pussy classic music has no brain to understand real music

electronic is too complicated for plants, monotone emotionless violine or piano sound keeps them in the extasy

mozart: yo biatchhoven dont copy my classical shit, u dumb shit!

biatchhoven: but i cant hear anything, i will suck ur cock if u will give me sonata

mozart: u won bitchhoven, now suck it bitch

by trance is better than thisshit April 21, 2010

Chestical

(noun) location of the female body
Chesticals (plaural)

A slang word meaning breast.

Slightly compared to the male tactical in regards to:

sagging with age

both producing white substances

a lack of wishing to be injured in the location

and a feared place to get cancer

singular:
Mary was punched in the breast and screamed "AHHHH MY CHESTICAL!!!!"

plural:
Before my period my period my chesticals hurt.

by pandanuggets February 1, 2014