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FLUMP

A phony baseball metric which is an acronym for Femoral Leverage Under Max Pressure.

Many genius baseball minds within the league use FLUMP, as a way to discern which pitchers which eventually become injured or innefective throughout the course of a season, or a career.

Mike Rizzo, Billy Beane and Rick Peterson are a few FLUMP's largest proponents.

It is the most esoteric of all the sabermetrics to be sure.
Billy Beane did not feel that Bartolo Colon's upcoming free agency would warrant a new extension due to Colon's rapid decline in FLUMP. Lack of femoral leverage results in a lack of dollars offered within the Sabermetrician's inner circle.
by Heinrich138 January 28, 2016
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Classiculous

Simply a compound word, made up from both Classic and Ridiculous. The accent is on the 'I' and Classiculous rhymes with ridiculous.

Pronounced Class-iculous
Sam Whitemoon from Creepshow II is absolutely Classiculous!!

80s horror films are Classiculous more often than not.
by Heinrich138 October 30, 2019
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