Clark Syndrome

Extreme mental slowness/Retardation/Forgetful

· Very small and barely noticeable penis

· Very small or barely noticeable ass

· Unable to form complete sentences

· Hair loss

· Strange Rashes

· Feelings of Depression, anger, irritability due to ugliness

· Extreme moodiness

· Inability to get a date

· Deep purple face due to embarrassment/anger

- Inability to produce an erection in the company of non-family members

- Dreams involving their mother or father in an erotic mannor

- Sexual dreams involving Jesus with a three headed dildo

- Instant Ejaculation at the sight of a dark skinned person

- Printing off of pictures and storing of nude picutres involving immediate family members

Damn that guy Chris sure has Clark Syndrome

by Tdcss August 17, 2008

Clark and Belmont

The second most popular intersection in the prestegious village of Wrigleyville on Chicago's North Side.

Gaggles of trixies and chads frolick about Clark and Belmont on their way out to drink Bud Light in Irish Pubs.

by Matt March 30, 2005

Clark College

aka, The Thirteenth Grade. Clark College was pretty much High school with smoking but they recently banned smoking on campus. Now its pretty much a shitty college where mainly townie losers go so they dont get kicked out of thier parents houses. Occasionally it turns out a decent vocational student or the like. It is a rich, beautiful school led by a black man's George W. Bush. Who everybody dislikes. over 50 staffers have quit since his hire. It is a nuisance on the surrounding community and it is growing very quickly.

I'm a townie loser thus I go to Clark College so my parents dont kick me out of thier house.

U.C.L.A = University of Clark Local Area
U.N.L.V = University of Never Leaving Vancouver

by Jizzo el Dizzo December 21, 2005

Clark Griffin

Dickhead fuckface

Clark Griffin is quoting baseball

by Anna Ross Alexander November 19, 2019

Clark kelley

Piece of shit. No one really likes him he's just always there and no one knows why and always a sarcastic piece of shit with no friends

Wow Clark Kelley is really a piece of shit! No wonder he has no friends

by Verygrimcheddarcheese August 19, 2017

Clark(e)

He’s good

Friend: Clark(e) is so good in bed
Girlfriend: yeah ikr... WAIT DID YOU SLEPT WITH MY BOYFRIEND?!

by Pilotweirdo January 8, 2020

clark mores middle school

Really poor and ghetto, there is nothing else is needed to be said, fucking broke ass teachers with the shitty food that tastes like a fucking monkeys ass crack

Person 1: Go to hell

Person 2: I already go to Clark mores middle school

by A bitch on crack 🙃 December 12, 2021