clay bake

a small plump teenager who eats too much but can not stop
also likes to take the piss of others...

damn lewis ur such a clay bake!

by Richard Cooke October 3, 2006

clay spooning

When a person (usually a male) comes up behind another person (usually a female) while he/she is creating a clay pot on a pottery wheel and proceeds to sit behind the person making the pottery and place their hands on the person's creating the pottery, guiding them while indirectly spooning while sitting.

Channing Tatum clay spoons in every movie (clay spooning)

by Jujclar January 9, 2014

Kyras clay

It’s main goal is to blow up and then act like it don’t know nobody.

Person I cannot name for legal reasons: “Kyra, you’re clay is too thick and it’ll blow up.”

Other person I cannot name for legal reasons: “Nobody:

Kyras Clay: My main goal is to blow up, and then act like I don’t know nobody aye, ahahaha.”

by go bonkers ye April 27, 2019

clay butt

The lengthy messy wiping process that results in a clay like, tacky matter. Usually a result after eating sloppy greasy foods.

Robert had such a mean case of clay butt that he became so frustrated after wiping for a great amount of time that he punched a hole in his wall and broke his phone.

by Cam Spurback January 12, 2018

Boob Clay

The combination of sweat and peeling skin from a summer tan. Usually happens to busty women.

I was wiping the sweat from my tits and found some boob clay.

by Emskee October 1, 2017

clay smock

A kid who is a bad at Fortnite.

Clay Smock is triggered trash.

by Billygoat51 March 14, 2018

Working the clay

Working the clay: To engage in sexual foreplay, like in that scene with the Pottery Wheel that was in that movie Ghost. A shirtless Patrick Swayze came all up behind Demi Moore and started massaging a big phallic looking clump of clay, then sticking his fingers in her clay and then she got all hot and sexy and totally fucked up the vase she was working on and then they had really intensely passionate R-rated movie sex with fake multiple orgasms. Because of this movie scene enrollment in Pottery Making Classes went through the roof! :-D

Demi Moore is so old and decrepit now that Ashton Kutcher must have to spend at least an hour " working the clay " before even attempting to stick his dick in her sandbox and I'm sure as hell that he still would get a dry burn on his dick so bad that it would require multiple skin grafts!

Ashton: Hey Demi. Could you slap on a little more Geriatric K-Y please! I think there are sparks shooting off my dick!

Demi: Did you hear that cracking noise! I think you just broke my hip!!!

by tonyfamous June 23, 2011