The act of finding a sleezy girl and coralling her to your room. Then insisting that she eat a family size bag of cheetos. After consuming the bag of cheetos, the girl will then proceed to give the man an handjob. Before he ejaculates the girl must begin to give the man head until he does ejaculate. Therefore tasting the full deliciousness of a Chester Cheeto. Very common at Kent State University and Edinboro University.
Jason: "Did you see Glenn took Katherine home last night?"
Kyle:"Yeah I heard he got a Chester Cheeto"
Jason:"Lucky dog"
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Kyle:"Yeah I heard he got a Chester Cheeto"
Jason:"Lucky dog"
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by moseschristianseanathontheIII October 7, 2011
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Mikey: Man, I must've flown over Hiroshima in my previous life.
Mo: Why would you say that?
Mikey: Cos I just killed the camode with my butt cluster bomblets!
Mo: Why would you say that?
Mikey: Cos I just killed the camode with my butt cluster bomblets!
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My wife left me, I get robbed, and my dog died... Things went from bad to worse to a big cluster-fuck.
My wife left me, I get robbed, and my dog died... Things went from bad to worse to a big cluster-fuck.
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To mass-message a large number of people using an identical message via the comment, wall, or guestbook section of social networking sites (ie, myspace or friendster), often for the purpose of quickly alerting a large number of people to information such as an event or breaking news story.
To mass-message a large number of people using an identical message via the comment, wall, or guestbook section of social networking sites (ie, myspace or friendster), often for the purpose of quickly alerting a large number of people to information such as an event or breaking news story.
Nicole: Hey, did you tell everyone to meet at Shakedown on Saturday?
Carlos: Yeah, i cluster-commented the flyer to everyone on myspace.
Carlos: Yeah, i cluster-commented the flyer to everyone on myspace.
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Increases the severity of both the words to describe your hatred, but inputs your ability to be comical through the anger (it does sound funny after all).
Not really applicable to people.
Increases the severity of both the words to describe your hatred, but inputs your ability to be comical through the anger (it does sound funny after all).
Not really applicable to people.
Brian: Oh god driving in the snow is going to be a clusterfuck of suck.
Jeremy: Work was terrible today.
Chris: Why?
Jeremy: Mostly 'cuz it was a clusterfuck of suck.
Chris: haha
Jeremy: Work was terrible today.
Chris: Why?
Jeremy: Mostly 'cuz it was a clusterfuck of suck.
Chris: haha
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