Chuff Monkey!

A small brown monkey that fits in your palm, found in the rainforests of Argentina

by Anonymous May 9, 2002

Chuffhooks

To curse, without actually using a swear word.

What did you say?

Say that again and I'll have you Chuffhooks!

by Ribbon July 16, 2008

Chuffe

To fart out of your penis. AKA A penile queef.

I totally chuffed after banging this Italian girl in the ass.

by Chuffie McKegel Hymen. August 7, 2013

knob chuffer

a person that is even more annoying than a cock or a penis but not quite as annoying as a motherfucker.

Pete: Paul you are such a cock
Paul: YES, you're right. I think i will go away and re-evaluate my life, thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
Pete: knob chuffer!

by SarahJane March 3, 2004

chuff monkey

A person who during oral sex concentrates on the gential region of the female.

I heard you are a bit of a 'chuff monkey'

by Nick Clements November 28, 2003

chuff

An uncommon term for a ladie's love hole.

"Stick that in your chuff-box"

by Berntastic February 11, 2009

chuffbumpkin

A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.

'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'

by ant December 5, 2007