Chroming

When a man's hair starts turning gray it is known as "chroming".

Dude, you're starting to look like George Clooney with all that chroming going on up there.

by nileskylie November 13, 2011

chooking

To grab one's "stuff," or crotchal region.
i.e. adjusting one's genitals and/or penis and/or undergarments

James, quit chooking it in front of the girls. It's really distasteful.

by Michael Pelech September 3, 2009

Crooging

To Croog: to creep or stare in a very creepy way. To stare at someone non-stop and not take your eyes off of them.

OMG! Michael was completely crooging me in english today!

by Noofreep February 28, 2011

Cooning

To have a fit in public, like a racoon would right after being captured. Racooning can include psychotic, happy, angry, and sad fits. The person racooning will most likely have crazy circled eyes and drool, when in an intense situation.

Person 1: You totally looked like a racoon, just captured, with the drool flying from your mouth, and your crazy ringed eyes, HAHA you were COONING!

Person 2: Was I really omg im so mortified.

by Igotscoons! May 1, 2010

Cooning

A person who is pretending to be black but isn't.

You seriously don't know what i'm talking about? Fine. Imagine a black guy, Now imagine him with white skin. There ya go, cooning.

by GoWestWasABandInThe80s March 7, 2015

Chooting

When you cheer so hard that a toot comes out your butt.

i had to reprimand my brother for Chooting during the Lakers game.

by Chooty93 February 27, 2017

Crowning the Jester

When one man shits on another man's head while the guy getting shit on is jerking off.

Joe's favorite form of sex is "Crowning the Jester".

by Big bauld broken back. July 30, 2009