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Christopher

Christopher is an amazing sweet boy that's sometimes a fuckin savage and is so important to someone that they will never know but should be with someone who they like and should always make the 1st move cuz it will be a yes
1st person: he is so sweet I think I love him
2nd person: well his name is Christopher so u chose a real winner
by FlutterBunny0101 July 19, 2016
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A faggot who has a huge cock and Is a bad ass. He loves video games and he will take a fucking bullet to his nose and only cry for one hour
Christopher Is good
by Lightsaber09 November 19, 2018
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A Christopher is person who can be an ass but is there for you if your having a hard time.Not always given a shot to show how he wants to be involved in your life. Not the best at getting you to fall in love with him but is able to fall in love with you extremely easily. Doesn't always feel special but will tell their friends that they are special no matter what. Will hate you if you call them Christmas for a nickname
Christopher was pissed when I called him Christmas
by A_P3r50n October 19, 2018
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A guy who commits arson and eats pubic hair for snacc
Guy 1: We need to get the fuck out of here, the money isn't worth it
Guy 2: Why are you so scared?
Guy 1: Christopher just drank 4 chug jugs and ate 3 orphans, and is rapidly approaching
by Ratworks March 21, 2022
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Christophers are special people who you want to keep around. It will help to get close to a Christopher, on the outside their rough and just one of the guys, but on the inside they're sweet, funny, and a friend who will always come through. Christophers are people that you want to keep up with. Once you're close to one, don't let him go, keep him with you because he will come through for you.
Person 1: Hey Christopher, can you hand me that piece of paper?
Christopher: No get up
Person 1: Christopher, I've known you for a long time, get up
Christopher: I know, I'll get it
Person 1: Thanks
Christppher: Anytime
by YASSSSSSSSS______ April 22, 2016
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A very extremely attractive person, who believes that they are bad in bed but really isnt
Has a big dick

He is very sweet, caring, and loving
Just be like Christopher
by Meisnice March 14, 2017
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A well mannered guy who is very quiet. He speaks with a voice so low you would assume that he is a timid individual...which fits perfectly with his nerdy hair style the comb over! Lets not forget when he's out conducting business the clothing he choses to wear isn't much different. Now you wouldn't expect nothing less then a person who is very generous but not because he is known to be wealthy but almost as if he was splurging to obtain friends! Once you really get to know a Christopher you will realize all of what you thought you knew was a BIG lie as he is quiet the deciever! Its almost safe to say he is just a fraud... a thug that's under cover. Some may even say his presence is like taking a gamble with your life. Like a dope phein with a addiction Christopher can be to ones life. He's one guy that draws attention ... When he's around every ones mind some how becomes cloudy!!!
He's just a christopher... He seems all right but he's really all wrong!!!
by Dakota Stryker August 23, 2017
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