A person who resolves on New Year's Day to attend church more regularly during the New Year, hits up church every Sunday in January, then loses steam by about February or March. He or she may recover enough momentum to make it church on Easter Sunday but probably not very often after that.
Man A: You comin to my pre-game dis afternoon?
Man B: Yeah, after church.
Man A: After /church/? Hell's up with that?
Man B: My woman? She's a January Christian. Happens every year. I give her to March, though. She'll be out when the sun comes out.
Man B: Yeah, after church.
Man A: After /church/? Hell's up with that?
Man B: My woman? She's a January Christian. Happens every year. I give her to March, though. She'll be out when the sun comes out.
by Richard J July 20, 2008
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by SuperStealthKiller January 26, 2011
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An overzealous, ignorant religious person who, like a turbo charger, gets all spun up and blows nothing but hot air.
by bobanja June 19, 2016
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While the Christian side hug has been promoted for a few decades, it came to the attention of the Internet with a much-ridiculed Youtube video posted in November 2009, in which a Christian rap group attending the 2009 Encounter Generation Conference, a Christian youth conference, performed a rap song explaining the merits of the side hug. The video's unintentionally humorous message, lyrics, and the behavior of the performers (including mock gunfire and police sirens contradicting the Christian message of the song) made it an Internet sensation, much to the embarrassment of Christians.
Debate ensued over how serious the song was intended to be. The writer and lead singer explained that the song was meant to parody overly protective Christian ideas. However, both the lyrics and the EG Conference's website clearly state that anyone caught "front hugging" will be removed from the event, calling this claim into question. Regardless, the video has already become extremely popular on Youtube and has spawned several spoofs.
While the Christian side hug has been promoted for a few decades, it came to the attention of the Internet with a much-ridiculed Youtube video posted in November 2009, in which a Christian rap group attending the 2009 Encounter Generation Conference, a Christian youth conference, performed a rap song explaining the merits of the side hug. The video's unintentionally humorous message, lyrics, and the behavior of the performers (including mock gunfire and police sirens contradicting the Christian message of the song) made it an Internet sensation, much to the embarrassment of Christians.
Debate ensued over how serious the song was intended to be. The writer and lead singer explained that the song was meant to parody overly protective Christian ideas. However, both the lyrics and the EG Conference's website clearly state that anyone caught "front hugging" will be removed from the event, calling this claim into question. Regardless, the video has already become extremely popular on Youtube and has spawned several spoofs.
Guy: Hey babe, what's up? Wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Nah, gimme dat Christian side hug instead?
Guy: I'm dumping you.
Girl: Nah, gimme dat Christian side hug instead?
Guy: I'm dumping you.
by BlackDoomShadow December 8, 2009
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Get the Christian Minecraft server mug.christiana often referred to as christmas is a modest, vERy talented girl. she can play like five instruments and constantly corrects u that it's four. thats how modest she is. she also always stresses about tests even tho she's asian and like rlly smart. she always ends up getting an A. she will always call with you on instagram and create urban dictionary definitions with you when you're bored. she is an amazing friend to have and will always defend you and have your back against others. also everyone calls her christina and so it's kinda funny being in a class with her when there's a sub.
a: i was getting bullied on call of duty yesterday
b: omg. i bet if christiana was there she would've gotten mvp by killing them over and over again.
b: omg. i bet if christiana was there she would've gotten mvp by killing them over and over again.
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