choccobrew

Taking a brown tea with your chocolate coated cereal with milk, finishing the cereal and putting the chocolatey milk in the tea, resulting in a sweet brew.

Cullie: Hey Sam, will you pass me your Coco Pops, I want a Choccobrew

Sam: Get your own!!

by boddaz July 14, 2009

Chonchitis

Venerial type affliction on one's penicular region caused by contact with an infected chonch or other pussey pussy.

Good news fella's! I hooked up with some hot chonch last night. Bad news fella's! I woke up with chonchitis. I had moist sores on my weiner.

by sofa king shocking September 1, 2010

choccalottal

When you eat an irregular portion of chocolate in one sitting

Shit bae, everyone you find my chocolate stash you don't just chocolittle but you choccalottal

by Theboy June 6, 2016

choccy bum

When you take a shit and it goes messy, wiping takes forever and it looks like melted chocolate smelling of shit.

"I'm gonna be a while in here, I've got a choccy bum!"

by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018

Choncapitis

An undiagnosed, unidentifiable illness that includes sore throat, cough, runny nose, loss of appetite, laryngitis and/or headache.

I’m not feeling well but I have no idea what it is...I think I have Choncapitis

by BuffyRenae December 16, 2018

choncé

Mostly used by singer Niall Horan, especially in the song 18.

We tuhk a choncé

by Me, myself, and I or anything October 14, 2020

Chongcringe

A moment in life where you are cringing at a memory while eating chongfan ( see Ci Cong Fan ).

Bro I was eating this great chongfan then suddenly I remembered my life in middle school, CHONGCRINGE!!

by NotMestaken February 26, 2021