by Kevin Francis August 27, 2011
Get the Chubblet mug.When receiving felatio from a partner. The giver will be squating in front of you. In the heat of the moment they defecate onto your shoe. Would stain and leave a brown mark. Resembling a Cobbler’s Buckle.
So after she finished. I looked down and she’d done a shit on my shoes! Had to spend the rest of the evening with a Cobbler’s Buckle on my brand new shoes!!
by Pezza 81 October 24, 2023
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Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"
Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"
Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"
( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)
Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"
Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"
( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)
by CUNGALUNGA July 13, 2012
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The fetishized act of a man who sits in pie(s). Particular attention is given to the man's clothed/costumed buttocks and the specific "wiggling around" gyrations that are made once the man has sufficiently mounted the pastry.
Squat cobbling and it's variants are designed to titillate the senses and are often stored on various forms of digital media. Specialist squat cobblers, such as "crybaby squat cobblers", (a male who sits in pie while crying like a baby) are rare but in very high demand amongst pie sitting hobbyists.
(Squat cobbler videos will always feature a fully clothed or costumed man, who's pie sitting and wiggling of the buttocks will always be performed within all legal boundaries.)
AKA: "Hoboken Squat Cobbler", "Boston Cream Splat", "Full Moon Pie" and the oft requested "Dutch Apple Ass"
The fetishized act of a man who sits in pie(s). Particular attention is given to the man's clothed/costumed buttocks and the specific "wiggling around" gyrations that are made once the man has sufficiently mounted the pastry.
Squat cobbling and it's variants are designed to titillate the senses and are often stored on various forms of digital media. Specialist squat cobblers, such as "crybaby squat cobblers", (a male who sits in pie while crying like a baby) are rare but in very high demand amongst pie sitting hobbyists.
(Squat cobbler videos will always feature a fully clothed or costumed man, who's pie sitting and wiggling of the buttocks will always be performed within all legal boundaries.)
AKA: "Hoboken Squat Cobbler", "Boston Cream Splat", "Full Moon Pie" and the oft requested "Dutch Apple Ass"
I stopped going on fullcreamahead.org for watching squat cobbler vids dude... I found a guy who will do custom dutch-apple-ass squat cobbling movies and only accepts baseball cards as payment bro!
by Russell. D.Jimmz August 19, 2016
Get the squat cobbler mug.Who’s farting in here? The room smells like hot ass. Just me braaaaahhhh. I’m warming a cobbler. Should be ready from the oven shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018
Get the Warming a Cobbler mug."To break or chew up into small pieces" An actual word my family used, and still uses, from when I was a child. For example, the dog never ate my homework when I was a kid. Rather, the mice chibbled up my homework. There were twelve children in my family so there was a lot of chibbling done around our house. By reason of an extraordinary amount of use over the years of the word with this meaning it should be seen as the true meaning of the word "chibble".
V: I'm sorry Mrs. Ungerecht, the mice chibbled my homework last night while I was sleeping.
N: Hey, what are these chibbles of paper doing all over the floor?
N: Hey, what are these chibbles of paper doing all over the floor?
by M. D. Perelli August 27, 2013
Get the chibble mug.A squat cobbler is someone who squats over pies (like apple and rhubarb), and rubs their buttocks over the oven warmed dessert for sexual arousal.
Some specialists opt to cry and sob whilst performing this act.
Some specialists opt to cry and sob whilst performing this act.
I would like to partake in Squat Cobbling to get myself off tonight.
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Look over there, that man's squat cobbling.
He is a Squat Cobbler.
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Look over there, that man's squat cobbling.
He is a Squat Cobbler.
by Jimmy MacGill June 22, 2016
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