Chavscussion

The Jerry Springer style street 'discussions' chavs and bag heads have with one another, normally at about 2am just underneath your fucking window, lasting for about 3 hours and involving massive amounts of personal detail nobody should ever need to know about a neighbour, and bottles.

Aw fuck, the stupid drug fucked oxygen thieves are having a 2am chavscussion about who's kid's who's again, your turn to call in the pigs, man.

by ..WiL May 6, 2007

Chavs

the british version of wiggers, or white trash. pretty much the gum on the bottom of your shoe. similar to knackers. they have nothing better to do with their lives than stand outside a McDonalds (which they think is nicer than a 5 star hotel) with a whole jewelry store worth of rings, earings, and necklaces and try to intimidate little kids (cause kids are the only ones they have the balls to stand up to) and wont fight anyone unless they have 4 times as many people as you do.

oh my god honey!!! did you see that?!?! that little kid just kicked that chavs ass!!!! hahahahahahahaha what a loser!!!!

by lepi August 13, 2007

Ass and Chips

used when saying that something smells bad.

Example: "Damn Chris, your room smells like Ass N' Chips!"

ass and chips butt ass chips bad smell stinky bad odor

by Louda(P$K) July 6, 2009

Potato chips

The best vegetable.

I love to eat potato chips.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

chavs

have no life, stand on the streets thinking they're "bad", have "babies" at 13+, think that smoking and drinking makes them "rebels", live off benefits, can't speak english, one won't go around alone in case someone picks on it, won't try and do anything unless theres about a million others with it, are not human, wear fake versions of brand label clothes, copy eachother, listen to fake music, should be lined up against a wall and shot...the list could go on for hours

atypical chavs vocab...
"arr no dik"
"ya fukin startin?"
"init safe blud"

by Bullseye92 June 6, 2009

fat chips

usually a fat guy thats made fun of just because of its size and overweight.

hey look fat chips is coming run he is hungry.

by crazystar March 22, 2009

Poon Chips

The aftermath or end result obtained by allowing puss / loin juice to dry on one's beard or goatee, often a tell tale sign of being nose deep in moose knuckle.

Neil: "Hey dude, you hungry? Let's go eat."

Bob: "Naw man, I've been snacking on leftover poon chips all mornin. Tasty shit!"

OR...

Wesley: "Hey man have you been eating a bear claw? You got donut glaze all over your face."

Lar: "Man, that ain't donut's them's is poon chips!"

by Tommy T June 17, 2004