synovial cell sarcoma

A rare cancer given to naughty Mormon boys when they displease the Mormon Jesus.

“Did the Mormon Jesus give you cancer again?”
“Yeah, synovial cell Sarcoma.”

by The Brigham Young January 30, 2018

Whiskey cellar

Whiskey cellar is an uncommon kink where a girl likes having guys pour whiskey up their rectum to punish their liver without getting drunk, then have the guy drink it out their ass

Guy one: yo dude, I gave that bitch the Whiskey cellar!
Guy two: get the fuck away from me you fucking degenerate!

by I cum on hamsters February 1, 2021

Get Off The Cell Phone

A phrase used when someone is unfocused or is not paying attention to the task at hand

"Wait? I zoned out. What were you saying?"
"Come on dad, GET OFF THE CELL PHONE."

by Leanne Young May 24, 2006

hit the cell

Call me on my cell phone.

I'm out. Hit the cell and we can talk.

by Mariel May 9, 2004

splinter cell

An agent who has the freedom to eliminate any threat he perceives in any manner he sees fit.

Usually such agents are covered by "plausible deniability" - the agent is told what his job is, but not through the normal chain of command, so that the orders are not recorded. This way, if the agent is captured or killed, the government who sent the agent can claim that he was a rogue agent, acting without official orders or permission.

Sam Fisher is a spinter cell.

by Macavity January 23, 2004

splinter cell

One of the few true stealth games on the market. Popular, but still underrated really. Brought us something new for a change (Spy vs Merc multiplayer) and really fun co-op (Chaos Theory).

Casual gamers love to dispute over Splinter Cell and MGS. One popular argument being "he has 3 green lights on his head how can the dumb guards not see him?!". It is widely known that that is Sam's trademark, the guards don't actually see it. A better comparison might be Splinter Cell and Thief.

by GOERNR May 23, 2006

cellabator

A person who continually calls their own cell phone to listen to the ringtone

It soon became apparent, the new next door neighbour was a cellabator and in dire need of a music system

by gyrfalcon206 October 23, 2009