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ashley castaneda

A girl who calls herself ugly all the time but is really not compared to other girls
And she don't take shit from people
by The ninja turtle August 14, 2017
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Virtual Castration

Part of speech:
Verb

Synonyms:

Friendzoned

Definitions:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level

2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.

Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Virtual Castration or Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.

However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.

Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.

Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
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Example: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she would have those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed undergo Virtual Castration through Friendzoning.
by Coug737 November 3, 2018
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Leonardo Castaneda

That fine ass tiktok guy that got clout for wearing grey sweatpants
“Did you see Leonardo Castaneda last night at Six Flags, he so dreamy.”
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Leo Castaneda

by leylaniosrs November 15, 2021
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Julio castaneda

A pretty cool dude. He makes dumb jokes sometimes but overall 8/10. He looks like he has a lot of friends
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Medicinal castration

A herbal remedy for women and children for all ages pre year 2004 where you remove the penis head and the testes of the judges who hurt you by admitting the amount of nuclear weapons in America with your families 21000 welding gas containers scares you more than world wars a search quested for my every illegal black kid.
Women's rights was medicinal castration, chemical warfare and spermacide
by Cody5050 December 20, 2022
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Social Castration

The destruction of people’s ability to become socially mature through generations due the increasingly overprotective way we raise our children.
Person 1: I wasn’t allowed to play on the streets in my suburban neighborhood ever when I was a kid!
Person 2: Sounds like social castration!
by gooffahh September 11, 2022
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