king in the castle

phrase originally coined by borat to express his pleasure at the supposed opulence of his hotel. in the vernacular, the phrase is generally meant to refer to a person who has attained great success in his life

Person A: Dude, I fucked Anna last night."
Person B: "Anna? She'd never fuck you. You're shitting me, right?
Person A: "Nah, dude; king in the castle."

by bobjones93 May 24, 2007

nut castle

Nut Castle is what happens when Taylor finishes on Andrews mom and leaves with White Castle sliders.

Poor Andrews mom totally got nut castled last night.

by Nut castle June 24, 2020

takeshi's castle

cult japanese game show, voiced over by craig charles. basically, loads of funny challenges that involve people getting hurt or muddy and looking like twats. genius

A)oh shit, there's 3 episodes of takeshi's castle in a row. we'll be up til 1 am
B) we could always not watch it


A and B) nah, that aint gonna happen

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

Castle Swallow

Castle Swallow : Giving a someone a blowjob that quickly turns into vore.

Castle Swallow: "Hey you want me to give you a good Castle Swallow?" or "I gave this guy some great castle swallow yesterday."

by Rubi_Royal November 4, 2018

Castle

That guy in the group who says some gay shit then turns around and says "what? I mean".

Guy 1: Ayeee wassup bro! How you been?

Guy 2: Bro i've been great god I swear I love you I mean um what?

Guy 1: bro you're such a Castle

by Ghostly484 February 12, 2020

castle greyskull

When an older woman takes out her dentures and goes down on you. You pull-out and ejaculate on her face, then throw her dead husbands ashes on her.

So how was your date last night with the cougar? I gave her the castle greyskull mate.

by LOSTKEYS September 14, 2022

Windsor Castle

A hot girl with a good set of turrets.

A subtle way of telling a girl;

Boy to girl "Hello there, could you tell me the way to Windsor Castle?"

by Big Jim McCrea November 5, 2012