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Carrot Top

Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.
by Marmite332 November 25, 2022
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Carrot Dragon

A person who explosively loses their lunch. The expulsion has such force that it resembles the fire breathing qualities of a mythical dragon. As ever with vomit, the assured presence of carrots is irrespective of consumption or non-consumption of the protagonist.
Man, Taran woke me up at 4 am last nice doing a full on carrot dragon. It was on the drapes bro.
by Dave Ford May 29, 2023
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Peoples Carrots

Antony got kicked in the peoples carrots.
by McLovin12 March 22, 2008
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Greasy carrot

A girl who just got a spray tan. She looks like a glazed carrot and smells like popcorn
Damn, did you see that girl? She's definitely a greasy carrot
by Hsmithy March 4, 2017
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bow carrot

A carrot, or, more often referred to as a Penis, is bent in shape. This particular penis often belongs to that of a Ginger Bitch.
Rapist: wow, Imma suck your dick little kid!
Kid: are you sure mister? Its a bow carrot?
Rapist: I guess we'll just stick to you ass today.
Kid: aw shucks
by gayrapist September 27, 2017
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Scrubbing the Carrot

Masturbating, often with vigorous excess, such that the skin of the penis is chafed raw. This is done without lubrication.
Ever since my roommate's girlfriend dumped him, he's been scrubbing the carrot constantly.
by rawdick May 24, 2011
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Cock out of a carrot

A phrase used to describe a someone of low intellect stating that they cannot do as simple a task as carving a phallus object into a penis.
He’s so dumb he can’t even make a cock out of a carrot.
by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020
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