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computer without a condom

When you run your computer using any malware protection such as anti virus and dont use any firewalls.
Peter: I ran my computer without a condom and it picked up some nasty stds(viruses).
Dan: Why dont you use anti virus?
Peter: Because it uses too much system resources and I can just format my computer anyways
by Pro-Intel May 29, 2008
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God's condom

God doesn't allow for modern methods of birth control so all good christians instead turn to God's condom aka the butthole. Anal sex is the only true way to avoid pregnancy in the eyes of the lord.
Tina said she wasn't on the pill because she doesn't believe in birth control, but thats ok cause we just used God's condom instead.
by FiGnewtonBAR September 17, 2018
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ipod condom

The unattractive rubber casing used to protect Ipods from being scratched and tend to start at around $30.
Ipod condom Dialogue-

Mother: remember to always use a condom.
Son: ye, dont want to get scratched.
Mother: *makes a sick face*
by Blackington September 10, 2006
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Condom

Hey babe I brought the condoms.
by Bae of Tay February 21, 2017
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condom

A very thin latex sheath when fitted over a mans erect penis allows him to ejaculate in a womans vagina and not make her pregnant. Used by lovers to be able to fuck without making babies.
Darling I want to fuck tonight, but please wear a condom so I don't get pregnant.
by teddy jojnson October 25, 2006
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condomgasm

This is an unfortunate occurrence where a male ejaculates from repeated attempts to roll a condom on his turgid,periclimactic member. Two conditions are required for this to occur. 1) The male must be hyper-aroused and almost ready to skeet from prolonged foreplay. 2) There needs to be a condition where the male cannot smoothly install the condom such as poor lighting,unfamiliarity with installation process,trying to install under the bed covers,and most commonly from trying to unroll condom backwards.The repeated stroking motion required to unroll the wayward condom is usually sufficient stimulation to surpass the "cum threshold".
I was hurriedly trying to put on a condom with one hand when a condomgasm occurred and I skeeted on my girlfriend's panties.
by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011
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Condom Cap

Brian kind of looks like a penis with his condom cap on.
by Ty'Quan Jackson III December 28, 2008
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