1. a person who is overly self-righteous that they don't reside in America
2. a person who has excessive pride in something, i.e. a country, without any basis for that pride
3. a person who seems to get a lot of satisfaction from the blunders its southern neighbor makes; so in other words, a smug prig who is smug not because they do anything right or take any action and initiative in the international arena, but because they don't do anything wrong; i.e., they don't do anything period
4. a person that takes excessive pride in their peacefulness and healthcare and other domestic politicies; which is fine, but shouldn't be a point of bragging, because the only reason you have the domestic budget for those policies is because you have a junior military, something along the lines of an adventure camp; and the reason is because canadians rely completely on the U.S. armed forces and negating the need for their own, meaning they have a lot of money then to spend on social programs
5. a person who touts their nation's healthcare and low-crime rate to the point of moral superiority; that makes no sense considering the population of their country is a fraction the size of the U.S.; the only major steady flow of immigration comes from East Asia, esp. Taiwan, which is a hard-working and prosperous ethnic group where crime is almost non-existent; and also, the easiest way for an Asian to get Canadia citizenship is to prove to the Candadian government they have $1,000,000 in savings and assets; when that's the case, the immigrants have enough money to be taxed to support the canadian institutions, while American immigrants from Mexico are totally impoverished, so for them to get healthcare is to take from the U.S. government and give very little financially in return; crime in Canadian ghettos is very similar to American ghettos; if Canada had the quantity of ghettos as America does, the crime would be the same
6. a loser that trots around Asia because he can't get play from any of the good looking girls back home
7. slightly more evolved than an American redneck
8. a person with a questionable amount of nose hair growth
9. a person who thumbs his/her nose at American beer; which is easy to do when the American beer is one of the light beer giants--miller, bud, coors; but Yuengling, Sierra Nevada, and Sam Adams shit all over Molson
10. a person that says "oh yeah, Jim Carey's from Canada, so's Mike Myers"; first, Jim Carey is a has-been; second, these people live in America and Jim Carey actually got an American citizenship; but when it comes down to it, America would rather give ten million Mexicans citizenship and total welfare than allow Celine Dion sing one more song on American radiowaves
11. a person who idolizes American tv shows like the Simpsons and Seinfeld, who is completely soaked in American culture, who listens to all our hip hop and every other genre of music, watches all our movies with zeal, who in all matter of speaking is American, but talks trash on America all the same and inexplicably feels a sense of righteousness just because they are not actually an American citizen but in every other sense they are filled to the brim with American-ness; and they do this because they feel America doesn't respect them
12. A person who wishes they were American
2. a person who has excessive pride in something, i.e. a country, without any basis for that pride
3. a person who seems to get a lot of satisfaction from the blunders its southern neighbor makes; so in other words, a smug prig who is smug not because they do anything right or take any action and initiative in the international arena, but because they don't do anything wrong; i.e., they don't do anything period
4. a person that takes excessive pride in their peacefulness and healthcare and other domestic politicies; which is fine, but shouldn't be a point of bragging, because the only reason you have the domestic budget for those policies is because you have a junior military, something along the lines of an adventure camp; and the reason is because canadians rely completely on the U.S. armed forces and negating the need for their own, meaning they have a lot of money then to spend on social programs
5. a person who touts their nation's healthcare and low-crime rate to the point of moral superiority; that makes no sense considering the population of their country is a fraction the size of the U.S.; the only major steady flow of immigration comes from East Asia, esp. Taiwan, which is a hard-working and prosperous ethnic group where crime is almost non-existent; and also, the easiest way for an Asian to get Canadia citizenship is to prove to the Candadian government they have $1,000,000 in savings and assets; when that's the case, the immigrants have enough money to be taxed to support the canadian institutions, while American immigrants from Mexico are totally impoverished, so for them to get healthcare is to take from the U.S. government and give very little financially in return; crime in Canadian ghettos is very similar to American ghettos; if Canada had the quantity of ghettos as America does, the crime would be the same
6. a loser that trots around Asia because he can't get play from any of the good looking girls back home
7. slightly more evolved than an American redneck
8. a person with a questionable amount of nose hair growth
9. a person who thumbs his/her nose at American beer; which is easy to do when the American beer is one of the light beer giants--miller, bud, coors; but Yuengling, Sierra Nevada, and Sam Adams shit all over Molson
10. a person that says "oh yeah, Jim Carey's from Canada, so's Mike Myers"; first, Jim Carey is a has-been; second, these people live in America and Jim Carey actually got an American citizenship; but when it comes down to it, America would rather give ten million Mexicans citizenship and total welfare than allow Celine Dion sing one more song on American radiowaves
11. a person who idolizes American tv shows like the Simpsons and Seinfeld, who is completely soaked in American culture, who listens to all our hip hop and every other genre of music, watches all our movies with zeal, who in all matter of speaking is American, but talks trash on America all the same and inexplicably feels a sense of righteousness just because they are not actually an American citizen but in every other sense they are filled to the brim with American-ness; and they do this because they feel America doesn't respect them
12. A person who wishes they were American
"our country is beautiful, but we as a people suck enourmously; we offer little to music, film, art, and culture; even Quebec, the proletariats of the French Speaking world, don't want to be associated with us; the only Americans we like our hippie do-nothings pot-smokers who talk about alternative realities and dress in incredibly ugly clothes and have gapped teeth, just like us; I hate America because I'm not American, because American girls are a whole species higher in hotness and therefore I can only stare with longing; i better go to Asia because that's my best chance at a decent looking girl; Bush is a war criminal and every American is guilty by association; if I'm from Toronto I'm actually racist myself and call blacks "N#$#$rs", and I accuse Bush and America of hypocrisy when that alone makes me more of a hypocrite than I always was--I'm Canadian"
by Ken McCauley May 17, 2007
Frenchie: Oh ho ho! We will get zeese Canadians to kill ze Americans.
Canadian: Me like to smash! Me smash now?
Canadian: Me like to smash! Me smash now?
by Kyle January 3, 2005
1. An individual who resides in and is a legal citizen of the northern-most region of North America. The country opposite to the northern border of the U.S.A.
2. Characterized as polite persons who frequent the use of poor grammar like "Eh?" and "a'boot" but are most recognized by a strong Newfoundlander accent that is near imposible to understand even for Canadians unless you are in fact a Newfoundlander. (For Americans it's kinda comparable to a deep southern American accent or strong Boston accent. Not in sound just relevancy)
3. Realy nice people who typically apologize if you bump into them or they bump into you.
4. A person who probably wont get beat up or robbed in another Country because he is Canadian.
5. A person who is believed to live in igloo's all year long and have pet Polar Bears and Beaver's.
6. A person who is most likely a stonner and secretly votes for the Marijuana Political Party of Canada but never makes it to elections because he is "Burning out dude".
7. A person who is typicaly a big hockey fan.
8. A person from the Country where Strip joints show you eeeeevvverything... I mean everything.
2. Characterized as polite persons who frequent the use of poor grammar like "Eh?" and "a'boot" but are most recognized by a strong Newfoundlander accent that is near imposible to understand even for Canadians unless you are in fact a Newfoundlander. (For Americans it's kinda comparable to a deep southern American accent or strong Boston accent. Not in sound just relevancy)
3. Realy nice people who typically apologize if you bump into them or they bump into you.
4. A person who probably wont get beat up or robbed in another Country because he is Canadian.
5. A person who is believed to live in igloo's all year long and have pet Polar Bears and Beaver's.
6. A person who is most likely a stonner and secretly votes for the Marijuana Political Party of Canada but never makes it to elections because he is "Burning out dude".
7. A person who is typicaly a big hockey fan.
8. A person from the Country where Strip joints show you eeeeevvverything... I mean everything.
1.A Canadian is any person from: British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, Newfoundland and Labrador, Newbrunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, Yukon, North West Territories, and Nunavit.
2.Newfoundlander 1: "Tell me where's your goin' to so's I can comes to where you at"
Newfoundlander 2: "Sure b'y! But dont you go bring'n that there gowdy friend of yers."
Newfoundlander 3: "dis true b'y. He gat da face only a mutter could luv."
6. POLITICS IN CANADA
Stoner Canadian 1: "Hey dude, it's election day. Who you voting for?"
Stoner Canadian 2: "It's election day?"
Stoner Canadian 1: "Yea man! Who you gonna vote for?"
Stoner Canadian 2: "Dude I dunno man. I dont watch that stuff. I wouldnt vote for any of them. I dont care."
Stoner Canadian 1: "Dude, if you dont know who to vote for than just vote for the Marijuana Party. They wont win any ways. But you never know. One day..."
Stoner Canadian 2: "Dude thats awesome! Sure man! Lets do this!"
Stoner Canadian 3: "You guys are so dumb. Elections were yesterday."
Stoner Canadian 1: "What? Why didnt you tell us?"
Stoner Canadian 3: "Too laze."
2.Newfoundlander 1: "Tell me where's your goin' to so's I can comes to where you at"
Newfoundlander 2: "Sure b'y! But dont you go bring'n that there gowdy friend of yers."
Newfoundlander 3: "dis true b'y. He gat da face only a mutter could luv."
6. POLITICS IN CANADA
Stoner Canadian 1: "Hey dude, it's election day. Who you voting for?"
Stoner Canadian 2: "It's election day?"
Stoner Canadian 1: "Yea man! Who you gonna vote for?"
Stoner Canadian 2: "Dude I dunno man. I dont watch that stuff. I wouldnt vote for any of them. I dont care."
Stoner Canadian 1: "Dude, if you dont know who to vote for than just vote for the Marijuana Party. They wont win any ways. But you never know. One day..."
Stoner Canadian 2: "Dude thats awesome! Sure man! Lets do this!"
Stoner Canadian 3: "You guys are so dumb. Elections were yesterday."
Stoner Canadian 1: "What? Why didnt you tell us?"
Stoner Canadian 3: "Too laze."
by Odin99 March 13, 2011
Canadianitis: A virus spread through the air. Caught by too much intereraction with a canadian. Symptoms: infertility, confusion and "EH" tourettes syndrome. Has been known to cause fatalitys in severe cases
Dad:doctor my girl has Canadianitis we`ve got to get her to a hospital right away
Doctor: its too late for her she`ll be dumb forever
Doctor: its too late for her she`ll be dumb forever
by Camelcake January 13, 2009
Code word used by women to refer to a group of substandard guys in a bar or club. (Not actually referring to people from Canada.)
Angela (calling Sami on her cell phone): So, are there are cute guys at Rouge tonight?
Sami: No, just a bunch of Canadians.
Sami: No, just a bunch of Canadians.
by cherryblossom September 16, 2007
by PirateGuy February 26, 2003
Residents of Canada who can't wait to tell you how nice they are. The greatest insult to a Canadian is to tell them they are American, despite the fact that most of them sound and act just like Americans. They throw national celebrations when they win at a sport that only they care about. They move to Florida or California once they make enough money to pay off their extremely high taxes. Yeah, they have universal healthcare, they also have low cancer survival rates. Boring people envious of those who live below the 49th parallel.
Canadians- "We just won the winter olympics, Yeah!"
Man- "Congrats, have you ever won anything else?"
Canadians- "Aaaahhhh, we're not America!"
Man- "Congrats, have you ever won anything else?"
Canadians- "Aaaahhhh, we're not America!"
by ej13 March 11, 2010