Pocket Calling

if you have your cell phone in your pocket, you sometimes manage to call people without knowing it.. that way you are pockey calling

Hank is always pocket calling... I'm getting called by him so often lately.. and than all i hear is his a weird murmer

by Robbird October 23, 2009

calling dibs

calling dibs is a slang term that refers to a male "claiming" the rights to pursue a woman. dibs can be called in either a serious or a sarcastic fashion as long as all males in the party are aware of the context.

(after spotting a particularly attractive or unattractive woman) "I'm calling dibs!"

by pps57 May 21, 2008

Calling in fat

The act of skipping work because you can't find any clothes that fit properly.

"Hey, why didn't Jess show up for that section meeting today?"

"She's got some PMS bloat, so she's calling in fat"

by tessaract November 2, 2009

calloused balls

when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous

Man: my balls are bleeding
Lobotomy Surgeon: don't worry they'll callous and become calloused balls

by gumless but with brushed teeth January 1, 2011

calzon chino

Spanish term for a wedgie

Damn yo I have Miguel the biggest calzon chino yesterday. His tighty whities were up to his shoulder blades.

by Wedgieexpert March 3, 2014

mother nature is calling

when you have to take a crap or pee really bad

Hold on, mother nature is calling.

by fothermucker33 February 22, 2011

calling all cars

One of the oldest orders given from a policeman to summon all available units to investigate a crime or situation, particularly police cars.

"Calling all cars, calling all cars!"
-some cop in a lame-ass 40's movie or similar show

by Dave February 22, 2004