capito

Capito is a way of saying "understood?". It's commonly used by teachers.

Student: Miss what's the value of PI?
Teacher: The value of PI is 3.1415926..., capito?

by Lavender angel March 30, 2017

california closet

When a girl sticks her nose between a guys buttchecks and then his friend yells harambe and smacks his butt cheeks together, squishing her nose. Creed is recommended playing in the backround

Girls nose looks like she was in a california closet

by Danaconda bizarnz April 24, 2018

california catastrophe

When you shit into a Vons grocery bag and then throw it at a man on a Vespa.

Steven was driving downtown on his scooter when he got hit with a California catastrophe.

by Tomstah May 18, 2018

California Company

A severely deluded, twisted individual with serious mental health problems. He can be very nice, yet unequivocally cruel at the same time. Loves to play the victim. We can only assume something horrible happened to him that made him this way.

California Company gaslighted me into hurting myself, then kissed me afterwards, and said everything will be alright.

by Limerence Addiction May 6, 2023

Moreno Valley California

You are not a career criminal just because you steal from the Moreno Valley Mall. A town where below the 60 it's all the black and Mexican dudes living with their moms and above the 60 it's all the fat Mexican chicks that they got pregnant living on HUD. Baby mama drama capital of the United States. Where tortas cannot wait to loan their boyfriends their Toyota Corolla to go cheat on them while they're at work. Middle class white dudes act like they are from the ghetto but they're actually from Perris. Where the women on the daily act more stuck up than they should because their boyfriends are actually the dudes that are acting ghetto. A large portion of the population here supports only fans. Latino dudes will jack you if you try to buy drugs, and a cholo hookers will try to jack you the same. Town is too close to banning for comfort. I the bars definitely have tortas thinking they are prettier than they really are when they all go home with the same black dudes at the end of the night. ( shark Bar) the STD rate always surprisingly high i'm surprising because of all the failed cosmetology students it's still where the scrubs around town.

If you are from the IE your baby mama most likely is from Moreno Valley california.

by B-locz December 27, 2022

Capitol Hill

1. Seattle neighborhood populated mostly by an abundance of floppy beanie-wearing, ironically mustachioed, self-important individuals. Most attend art school or are "photographers". Area seems to breed misguided political views. The area is flooded with overpriced, overcrowded boutique bars designed to resemble a dusty basement. Swill beer (i.e. Pabst, Natural Ice, Busch, Ranier, Olympia) is consumed in large quantities.

2. Hipster capitol of the Northwest

3. The Brooklyn of the West Coast.

"Bro, what's goin down tonight?"

"Thinking about hittin up Capitol Hill to drink all the PBRs. Coming?"

"Yeah, but I can't stay too late. I have to go take pictures in the morning for class."

by ReluctantSeattlite January 8, 2013

California Nod

The origin of the word comes from the City of Angels. Many famous people make Los Angeles their home. These famous people are constantly in demand and have little time to attend every request. In order to appear polite these famous people agree to attend an event or appear on a talk show, but these famous people never intend to fulfill these hollow promises.

The origin of the word was spawned by the famous people that live in Los Angeles, but everyday Angelino’s and Californians have adopted the California Nod. The California Nod has become as common as saying hello.

Sally suggested to Kristi the two should have drinks after work. Kristi verbally agreed, but never intended to grab drinks. Kristi gave Sally the “California Nod”.

by dobber35 November 20, 2009