calculator

a cool machine that is used to help you with masturbation and life
oh my god im so hard, i need a 'calculator'
by john f kennerdy December 09, 2016
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a tool that is often mistaken for a cell phone because of the number keypad
Person 1: Hey why does this phone have a square root button?
Person 2: That's a calculator! You can only use that to call people in your local area.
by exampleofperson'sname June 13, 2022
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Something you call your Asian friend when he answers a question in math or gets a good grade on a math test
Asian friend: Yes I got a A+ on the math test
Non-Asian friend: Dude your such a Calculator
by Hugedickuser69 June 03, 2020
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Calculators - The code word for weed
Smoking Weed - Math Equations
Stoned - Watsoned
Chonger - TI-83
Yo Drew and Tyler where are the Calcs, we need some to watch half baked.
by ex seed May 05, 2005
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What asians are not allowed to own or they risk a... well..... other asians understand.
Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator

Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."
by Xyanid3 February 26, 2021
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for cheating of some stupid shit y'all do on TikTok
I need a calculator let's see, what's 2+2 oh it's 4 then what's 2*2
by shay_girlz July 19, 2022
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where you make your calculation
i use calculator to cheat in my maths exams
by hans is mine July 22, 2021
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