After a long nights of work my partner suspects something to be a problem

For the fact that I receive notice from work
That not only was I to take time off but that I became sicked by a discovery
In discovery I lost my keys my Id and my ponytail holder

So in my haste I had to give a call to my (husband/boyfriend) {ehem} partner and had no answer

So I went to the nearest store to be mesmerized by some whore

Yes

Whore for he ied me so hard that I lored him in to a pour

But anyways I finally made my call at mcy hores so I could get home for more
When I arrived home I was appalled by a mess on the floor

How idk but I wanted to know more
For I wish and hoped for no cores

But in my hazedt I saw something more
A dead body on the floor

“Man my girl got the finest Tittes I swear I be creaminundies”

“Nigga what say dofy”

“What”

Pht

“Ahh shiit I I didn’t mean”

“What”

“I”

“Pft fuck you mean creeaminundies what u got sum to say”

“Nahh I”

Pft “bitch ass nigga man I quit”

by OneNippiKid June 18, 2021

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creamring

When she is riding your penis and organisms it is so thick it makes a ring around the base of your penis.

I rode him so hard last night i left a creamring around his penis.

by Cece6908 November 24, 2021

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Creasing

When you are watching something and note that it is changing, but you can't tell if it's increasing or if it's decreasing yet. You just notice that it has started to change.

He couldn't tell if the level in the pool was going up or it was going down yet, but all he knew for sure was that the level was creasing.

by OogieWaWa December 20, 2021

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