Cosmo Kramer

A stupid and crazy, but bitchin motherfucker in the iconic tv show Seinfeld who often stumbles on a regular basis, spits, speaks in multiple languages and unexpectedly acts radical whether if he is dancing or being stupid. He is seen regularly wearing a detective coat or a lobster or green collared shirt. He has money but nobody knows where he gets it from nor anybody knows his true profession and if he had a job.

Aaron: What is the best part about Seinfeld?

Me: Cosmo Kramer.

Aaron: Why?

Me: He’s got the elements of being stupid and bitchin.

by Girls ❤️ shafts July 18, 2019

Costmost

Costmost is when someone is asking you to spend extra money on irrelevant shit.

Mike: bae I’m going to get some tomatoes from Safeway

Sofia: can you get ice-cream too
Mike: fcking costmost. Why do you need ice-cream for?

by Bslower October 15, 2019

cosmonaut

A reference to a Philosophy Tube youtube video about suicide and mental health. Abigail(Philosophy Tube) tells in her personal story about mental health that when she got the urge to selfharm or attempt, she would feel like a cosmonaut.

Person 1:’ I feel like a cosmonaut’
Person 2:’are you okay? Do you want to talk about it

by Sapphirebug13 January 20, 2022

Cosmonomical

Enormous or extremely high.

The price of a pink star diamond is cosmonomical

by iam_wealthyman January 8, 2022

Bill Cosmopolitan

1/2 oz of Fresh lime juice, 1 oz Cranberry juice, 1/2 oz Cointreau, 1 1/2 oz Vodka Citron, 1 tablet of GHB. Serve chilled. Garnish with slice of lime. Will most likely cause the consumer of the beverage to pass out, leaving them open to sexual violation.

Frat Guy #1: Hey, so how are you gonna try to get Vanessa over there to fuck with you tonight?

Frat Guy #2: I'm thinking about fixing her a Bill Cosmopolitan. *winks*

Frat Guy #1: You smart ass motherfucker. Go get her Brock.

by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016

Kak Pipe Cosmonaut

Anyone, gay or straight, who is obsessed with anal sex and constantly takes their obsession to new heights.

"Why are you walking like that?"

"My new man's a real Kak Pipe Cosmonaut"

by lajopi 292 February 26, 2008

cosmological argument

1. the argument which states: anything which is an effect must have a cause.

2. the argument which states: anything that exists has a beginning.

1. the universe is an effect, therefore the universe has a cause.

2. the universe exists, therefore the universe has a beginning.

by bud newman. February 28, 2003