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Grenade Comparison

The comparison of your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend to the song Grenade by Bruno Mars. Using his lyrics as guidelines, the seriousness of your relationship can be easily determined.
Jen: Do you think Joe is serious about our relationship?

Julia: I don't know- You should try using the Grenade Comparison.

Jen: Good idea! Do you think he would he jump in front of a train for me?

Julia: I don't think so. You guys have just been hooking up. I wonder if Kyle would catch a grenade for me- we have been together for two years.
by Alyssa18 May 9, 2011
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For profit companion

It’s easy to acquire a for profit companion in the red light district.
by Tigersharkcub July 1, 2020
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companionshit

a companionship That is no longer end-user friendly. see friendshit, relationshit
your companionship has gone south. now it is more like a real 'companionshit'
by EnterNot August 19, 2008
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Companions

Doctor Who has had various companions who have chosen to travel with him for there own reason. Every Doctor has had companions, as many as 10(1st doctor, spread out through 4 season)

The Doctor’s lastest companion, Rose, is the first companion of the Doctors with a fully fleshes out life story that the audience gets to see from her debut story. She, unlike other companions, has not been cut off from her family or the world she knew.
"This is my companion, she travels with me"
by Stefani Bigaran September 8, 2005
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companionated

To have friends- Opposite of lonely
He is so companionated
by Harry Davenport December 25, 2006
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compassionate conservative

Watch where you step out in that pasture, don't wanna get compassionate conservative on your shoes.
by Alex Stockwell May 25, 2007
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Mysterious Road Companion

While traveling for a long period of time, and a car catches up to you, but likes your driving and speed enough not to attempt to pass. After miles you look through your rear view mirror to check up on your new road companion.

A typical aspect of road companion is day dreaming conversations with your road companion about other crappy drivers.
Person: How was the driver here?
Traveler: It was pretty long, but I had a pretty cool Mysterious Road Companion to keep me company.
by Chavin November 28, 2009
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