damn commie

Rule 8 of /r/MURICA subreddit.

Whenever you utter the word "commie," you must insert a "damn" before.

'Murican 1: I ain't no Commie.
'Murican 2: "I ain't no DAMN Commie." Rule 8 Patriot!

by masongr April 13, 2014

Enough commie spam

A sub on Reddit which showcases the most extreme fat-left tankie takes from around the internet

Did you see the Twitter screenshot on enough commie spam of a person saying Stalin never committed crimes against humanity?

by ContentSeeker September 15, 2020

domestic commie

Someone who is either selfish or selfless by the fact that when one member of the household receives a gift that it should be used and enjoyed by everyone.

1. Call me a domestic commie, but I want a nice jacket that will fit both my sister and myself for my birthday.
2. Looks like dad is going domestic commie this Christmas. He's putting the plasma T.V. in the living room!
3. Come on! Be a domestic commie and share your toys with me. I always let you play with mine!

by anonymous101lol February 17, 2014

enough commie spam

A subreddit that believes that mass murder and tyranny are bad.

Enough commie spam sure is angry about Katyn and Holodomor.

by Liberty Ethos September 15, 2020

Pre-K Commie

A teacher that doesn’t allow his or her students to bring in snacks, unless they have enough to share with the entire class.

Mom! Don’t bother packing extra food. I’m not allowed to have any food around after lunch, my teacher is a pre-k commie!

by SithLordTrevor August 6, 2018

enough commie spam

A subreddit of people who are tired of seeing communist ideology inserted into unrelated conversations or on non-political websites/message boards.

A: "I'm looking for a place to move into, should I buy or rent?"
B: "You know under communism you wouldn't have to be oppressed like this"
A: "Dude enough commie spam"

by Im.Scatman September 15, 2020

Closet Commie

Closet Commie is another euphemism for Leftist, also known as Moderate, Progressive, or Liberal. Sometimes call themselves "New Lefties", but routinely disavow the hard-core Bolsheviks, who were well known for the infamous "Red Terror", consisting of violently attacking religious or patriotic figures, often killing same, destroying property property and causing serious, gratuitous injury, even to innocent bystanders and passersby. Such generally have had positive media coverage and even police and prosecutorial support, though they often attack such authorities violently.

The CNN anchorman was a closet commie; he wouldn't label ANTIFA as terrorists or Leftists themselves.

by BobbyBoyNYC October 27, 2020