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Comcastic

An overt sexual display, usually in front of a large audience or children ( like the porn clip during Super Bowl 42 in the Tucson area on the Comcast feed )
"How was the bonfire?"
"It was fun, but Tom and Sarah were there, so it was pretty comcastic"

"What did you think of the movie?"
"It was a little comcastic for the kids"
by MCH_AZ February 7, 2009
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Comcombre

A word when your trying to tell someone 'i told you so' but you want to abbreviate. Or when something is just so hilariously funny you just cant describe it you have to say comcombre.

Derived from the french word Concombre meaning cucumber
OMG COMCOMBRECOMCOMBRE!
by J from the crib October 18, 2008
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Comcentrating

When someone is concentrating very hard on something
computer related

ex. World of Warcraft

COMPUTER + CONCENTRATING = COMCENTRATING !
Nephthys: Why aren't you talking while we quest?
Tashida: I'm comcentrating
Nephthys: Oh you're concentrating on World of Warcraft
Tashida: LOL
Nephthys: WHatt?? Comcentrating = computer + concentrating
by Azivin February 25, 2010
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comcast chav

annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"
me- "is sir annoying leaving?"
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."

*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*
by Angie12banjo December 4, 2010
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Comcasting

(V) The act of changing a neighbor's TV programs with you're Comcast remote. Generally done from outside a family room window so as to see the neighbors' reaction. This works because all Comcast remotes work with all Comcast cable boxes.
Paul:Hey, wanna go ding-dong ditching?
Jimmy: I'd rather go Comcasting.

Barb: Why did the TV channel just change?
Marge:It's those darn kids, they're always Comcasting.
by JumpinGinger February 24, 2011
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comcastified

The deliberate slowdown of internet content do to a terribly slow internet service provider.
My Netfilx stream has been comcastified.
by baudeagle September 12, 2014
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Comcast and coitus

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.
Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?
by Mattoooo December 18, 2015
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