congress

As a verb: to deny, deny, deny.

You're the one who broke the window? If someone asks you, just go congress on that.

by Jon Ungaro September 15, 2006

congress party

a party where everyone doing drugs and drink

A: Hey, congress party?
B: No, I don’t like drugs.

by weedndrugsparty July 30, 2018

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.

Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

by ribetab January 11, 2011

Congress

The true power behind the United States of America.

"Although we, the people, have the power, it is Congress that decides whether or not our power is acceptable. Use your Amendment X responsibly."
-me

by Dave November 3, 2004

Sexual Congress

Basically another name for an orgy.

Hey Tim going to the after party

Nah I’m an esteemed individual selected to the sexual congress

by Halkoolman6 November 16, 2020

congress

The coolest shit ever, or meaning that your about to kick someones ass.

That is fucking congress ass, or i am about to go congress on that mother fucker

by Michael Strealing Dick September 23, 2008

Congress Fatigue

Often abbreviated C.F.; Congress Fatigue comes when you stay in one place for too long. When suffering fro C.F. you exhaust all your resources (resources being your "Favorites List") or adding too many episodes of Hoarders to your TiVo. When one has done all this they suffer C.F. ever worse thus making them go into a rut that is damn near impossible to break. This can lead to the much worse, Cabin Fever. One can imagine this being felt by the actual members of Congress.

Charlie: Damn computers was brutal today!
Steve: I know! I didn't do anything but go onto my favorites list and I was still gettin' Congress Fatigue.
Charlie: I didn't do anything but use my phone to schedule Hoarders on TiVo.

by Blood Ocean January 26, 2011