Calfoodle

Calfoodle is the moment of horror when you realize the risky fart you took a gamble on was a little more than just a fart. Basically, the beat your heart skips when you lay down a good old fashion shart.

I feel calfoodled, no one look at me.

by ivniverpoopdmeselfinmornin July 18, 2015

Calfless

Being in a state of having little or no calf muscles

Mr Field would constantly look in the mirror to see if his muscles had grown but he was always disappointed. He would always be a Calfless loser and not live up to his dad's gladiatorial legacy

by Mr Field March 14, 2019

calfie

a name for romantic relationship between corey howarth and alfie hawkins, created by sue black aka the best fanfic writer.

calfie is the best ship in secondo. i said what i said.

by heytheresue July 13, 2019

Calfabreezy

An adjective used to describe a sudden obsession with butter beans.

Wow gamer, that noob is such a calfabreezy

by Tree hugger 472 March 27, 2019

Calfing

When a male is standing with his dick pointed downward and legs spread apart. Other partner will lift their head up and suck on the genitals like a baby calf nursing it’s mother until completion of standing partner.

Yo, did you hear about Stacy last weekend. She was calfing johns dick until he came in her mouth.

by I also handled this handle February 27, 2020

calfoe

old ass bit

damn boy u wild ash calfoe

by reyreay November 7, 2020

calfen

A small group of elitist, wealthy And alpha-gentlemen.

Oh there comes calfen two hours late because they are so cool.

by Simon Gate November 19, 2020