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Calculator

Tool you use to calculate your children in your basement
Pedo "time to use my calculator for my children"
They are mostly orphans
by Skkskdkd January 6, 2021
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a cool machine that is used to help you with masturbation and life
oh my god im so hard, i need a 'calculator'
by john f kennerdy December 8, 2016
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Camille’s diddy blud calculation (noun, slang):
A humorous or exaggerated method of working something out, usually involving tiny numbers, wild guesses, or overly dramatic math — often said when someone’s calculation makes no sense or feels made-up. Kinda tuff icl
“Bro said it’s 500 miles in 10 minutes… that’s some Camille’s diddy blud calculation.”
by Gatyyy November 13, 2025
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math calculator

A calculator that makes life easier when doing math...
Yo can I use your math calculator?
No, ur just becoming dumber by the second bc of it.
by VEENNNN December 21, 2022
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calculators

Calculators - The code word for weed
Smoking Weed - Math Equations
Stoned - Watsoned
Chonger - TI-83
Yo Drew and Tyler where are the Calcs, we need some to watch half baked.
by ex seed May 5, 2005
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Calculism

The worshipping of calculus to the math god Mathius.
“My religion is calculism. I worship Mathius. The math god.”
by Hot _Garbage_87 August 11, 2022
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calculator

a tool that is often mistaken for a cell phone because of the number keypad
Person 1: Hey why does this phone have a square root button?
Person 2: That's a calculator! You can only use that to call people in your local area.
by exampleofperson'sname June 13, 2022
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