When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.
Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016
Get the Pocket Calculationmug. Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator
Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."
Reveals my calculator
Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."
by Xyanid3 February 26, 2021
Get the Calculatormug. The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.
Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.
by BlueBladeWrites September 16, 2020
Get the Calculator buttonsmug. A horse
by DefinitelyNotD January 23, 2025
Get the God’s Calculatormug. by Skkskdkd January 6, 2021
Get the Calculatormug. by john f kennerdy December 8, 2016
Get the calculatormug. a) Spending time calculating a value with way more significant figures than akcually required, b) Calculating something that shouldn't be calculated, e.g. time "wasted" whilst you're reprimanded by parents for your trivial wrong-doings when you ought to have that time to catch up latest YouTube videos
I spent an hour over-calculating how much time I'd lose getting yelled at for missing curfew, when I could've just been watching my favorite YouTube videos instead!
by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025
Get the over-calculatingmug.