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Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"
by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016
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Calculator

What asians are not allowed to own or they risk a... well..... other asians understand.
Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator

Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."
by Xyanid3 February 26, 2021
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Calculator buttons

The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.
Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.
by BlueBladeWrites September 16, 2020
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Calculator

Tool you use to calculate your children in your basement
Pedo "time to use my calculator for my children"
They are mostly orphans
by Skkskdkd January 6, 2021
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calculator

a cool machine that is used to help you with masturbation and life
oh my god im so hard, i need a 'calculator'
by john f kennerdy December 8, 2016
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over-calculating

a) Spending time calculating a value with way more significant figures than akcually required, b) Calculating something that shouldn't be calculated, e.g. time "wasted" whilst you're reprimanded by parents for your trivial wrong-doings when you ought to have that time to catch up latest YouTube videos
I spent an hour over-calculating how much time I'd lose getting yelled at for missing curfew, when I could've just been watching my favorite YouTube videos instead!
by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025
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