buttcracker

one who consistently shows his butt crack

I was just leaving the convenience store when I saw a gang of buttcrackers hanging out.

by MichaelMusik January 5, 2013

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Buttnaked

Not wearing underware.

Asia was buttnaked after serving detention.

by Anonymous July 31, 2002

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buttsecks

the plural of buttseck

BUTTSECKS RLY

that about sums it up right there

by Natolya Koksanov May 23, 2006

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buttcrack bandit

an act durring intercourse when a male unknowingly inserts his penis in the females buttocks crack; all the while he believes his member is in the vagina.

P.J. Brunson chugged two forties and pumped her crack. He's a buttcrack bandit.

by Yuri Gellar November 8, 2003

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buttcrack-shower

(n.) The dredging of a damp washcloth through the butt cleavage, esp. in lieu of a full-body shower, or as an insurance policy against a messy or T.P.-intensive post-duke wipe-job.

1. "I could smell my ass, but I didn't have time for a full shower. So, I had to take a buttcrack-shower."

2. "My alarm clock didn't wake me up in time for my proctologist's appointment, so I had to make do with a buttcrack-shower before flying out the door."

3. "I don't know what I ate to have such ruthless mudbutt, but I'd nearly filled the toilet bowl with tissue from wiping so much, and there was still more shit than one wad could handle. So, I took a butt-crack shower."

by DJ Rick November 16, 2010

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