Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

Buttering My Biscuit

Pouring melted butter on your asshole while masturbating.

Bro, I was beating my meat last night, but I couldnt get it off till I started buttering my biscuit.

by ToxicDruid June 29, 2019

Butterfinger

The preferred food of hentai-wanking Santa Claus look-alikes who put on fake British accents and want everyone to think they're cool.

Andy: All hail Dictator-for-Life Santa!

Me: Fuck off and die.

Andy: I'd *rother* eat this Butterfinger while I watch this Sailor Moon tape I borrowed from the substitute!

Me: I really did not need to know that.

Andy: But it made me cool, right? Oh, I injured myself somehow!

by Anarchist October 22, 2003

buttgrinch

A malady of the anus region that causes distress to that of it's sufferer. Distressing hemmorodial tissue unable to be appeased with local anti-swelling creams and/or suppositories.

Exterior Roomate: "Dude, you've been in the bathroom for, like, a way long time. Are you alive?"

Interior Roomate: "Sorry, dude, but I've got, like, this buttgrinch that fuk'n hates me right now. I believe it may be of Mexican origin the likes of "Taco Bell fire sauce".

Exterior Roomate: "Condolences, bro. He can be a mean one, that buttgrinch..."

by UncleGrind April 11, 2009

Butterlingus

The act of habitually tearing open any available popcorn bag and licking all the excess butter off the inside.

Kim finished her bag of popcorn early during the movie and, still hungry, tore open the empty bag and began performing butterlingus on it.

by Jukebox719 July 4, 2010

Butterfinkle

a butter stick with your chicks butt whole engraved on the stick.

did you see that guys butterfinkle?
yeah its pretty cool!

by Rewels June 18, 2019

BusTrainFan035

BusTrainFan035 is a popular owner amongst the bus industry. He has brilliant developers to build his games. He is currently not continuing London & Catford, as of now, 04/02/2021, he is building on his new game, The South London Project. This game features all of the current existing areas, but with extensions.

He has a discord server who is partnered with First London.

BusTrainFan035 owns London & Catford.

by iiDxnik February 4, 2021