bunk off

To skip a day of work or school when there is nothing wrong with you.

I decided to bunk off, it was too sunny to go to work.

by kittychaotic July 17, 2015

Bunk Weed

Pretty janky marijuana that you might accidentally buy and then realize its not too great when you smokin it.

-Inspired by a very poorly grown trainwreck

This bud isn't playin me right, i'll say this is some bunk weed.

by okiron special swirl May 19, 2011

bunk-bedding

After intense sex and finishing, most likely doggie style; the top partner falls asleep without pulling out.

Last night, we were so drunk, we ended up bunk-bedding.

by JessicaWhitePass August 10, 2014

bunk dick

a shrinking dick.

Andy has that bunk dick.

by chrisbnewdle March 30, 2017

bunk sock

a sock to put around the dick to catch jizz from you jackin off

eww man dont leave your bunk socks on the floor

by john mac - da mack dawg October 06, 2004

Bunking Off

British term for skipping school; participating in truancy; playing hooky.

During 2005/06, DfES defined a persistent truant as a pupil who missed 20 or more days classed as unauthorised absence. Children often refer to it as "doing a bunk", "bunking off" or "skiving".

by Luke Thompson August 06, 2007

bunk monkey

A girl who visits a dorm room and provides oral pleasures on the top bunk.

Mark, when is that bunk monkey, Katy, coming back to b3? Did she suck your penis?

by superpooper69 October 28, 2008