Buttering the Biscuits

When someone ejaculates in another person's ass and doesn't stop, mixing the jizz and feces into a buttery substance. Afterwards, the person churning pulls out and wipes the "butter" on the cheeks of the churned.

Jon: "Yo! I'm going to be Buttering the Biscuits today!"
Davie: "Nice!"

by Biscuit Butterer December 14, 2021

mind-buggering

That buggers the mind; mind-boggling.

"Whatever it was raced across the sky in its monstrous yellowness, tore the sky apart with mind-buggering noise ...". D. Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, ch.3

by Hugeyellowsomething November 22, 2017

Crumpet buttering

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.

"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020

Bloody Buggering Hell

Used by non-swearers to express mild irritation.

**falls down four stairs**

AH! BLOODY BUGGERING HELL!

by Triple J April 26, 2005

blendering

Rendering a picture in your pc with blender, therefore pushing your computer to the absolute max.

Person 1: Hey why is your computer so loud?
Person 2: I'm just blendering, no big deal

Person 1: Dude that's dangerous for the cpu
Person 2: How?

Person 1: The computer sounds like it's gonna explode!

by MyPenJustBroke October 10, 2017

bouldering

Only the absolute most gangsta sport in the entire world. Duh.
Basicly, climbing to the top of big rocks. Really big rocks are called highballs. And you don't climb a boulder; you "send" it.
The great thing about it is that all you need is a chalkbag(Prefarably filled), climbing shoes and a crash pad. If you're thrifty all under $200 bucks--and they last forever.

Dude, this weekend I'm going bouldering on that highball that you couldn't send.

by MoreGangstaThanYou April 3, 2007

bonering

Buffering media footage as it is downloaded, specifically for pornographic material (e.g. a video)

I was readying my supplies as the porno was bonering. It was a large file, so there was a lot of bonering.

by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010