holy bugger

used to demonstrate or provoke excessive excitement, wonder, disgust, shock or disappointment.

Holy bugger!!! That couple is the worst possible combination on god's green earth.

by Ultimate Jabroni January 28, 2009

fuck bugger

when something terribly wrong and you want to KYS

oh fuck bugger I forgot to clean up the cum and the dog ate it

by lad dude February 20, 2017

the square root of bugger all

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

by gaw and loz April 18, 2008

Damn bugger and shit

A trio of expletives used when one is just not sufficient

The toast dropped on the floor butter side down and you spilt the coffee/tea when picking it up all down your newly laundered clothes 5 minutes before leaving for work.

'Damn bugger and shit'

by Cakeface43 January 10, 2010

Flash-bugger

Term based on Einsteins theory that if a male is able to run around a tree naked at 186,000 miles per second, he can potentially sodomize himself.

For one who is not athletically inclined to be a flash-bugger, he can simply vote Republican and achieve the same result.

by FrenchyMcGoo September 2, 2015

reet bugger

A phrase to shout out in state's of surprise. Originated in Rochdale, and is on of the most Rochdalian things you can say.

"I just farted"
"Reet Bugger!"

by Noodle November 14, 2004

Rugger bugger

Rugby playing schoolkids/University lads who seem to have an insatiable curiosity about all things involving gay sex. See rugby songs/jokes.

Rugger bugger song>

The sexual life of a camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season,
He tries to bugger the sphinx
But the sphinx's posterior orifice
Is blocked with the sands from the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the sphinx's inscrutable smile

Singing Bum Titty, Bum Titty, Titty Bum
Bum Titty Bum Titty ay,
Singing Bum Titty, Bum Titty, Titty Bum
Singing Bum Titty Bum Titty ay
'Cos we're all queers together
That's why we go around in pairs
Yes we're all queers together
Excuse us while we go upstairs

Now the sexual life of a bullfrog
Is hard to comprehend
At the height of the mating season
He tries to bugger his friend
But the arse of the average bullfrog
Is filled up with mucus and slime
Which accounts for the face of the bullfrog
And why he goes BURRRRRP all the time

chorus

A biological paper from Oxford
By Harrison, Hunter and Hall
Has proven that the common hedgehog
Cannot be buggered at all
An alternative thesis from Cambridge
Has incontrovertibly shown
That comparative immunity from buggery
Is enjoyed by the hedgehog alone

by Rootastraghere March 4, 2009