Beggars' Buffet

The section of a supermarket that sells all of the reduced items, Typically the food is close to it's sell by date and is price marked with a yellow label.

Captain Birdseye headed down to Tesco to see what reduced goodies he could find on the Beggars' Buffet.

by Sam Buca June 14, 2009

STD Buffet

Fuck 10 bitches each with a different STD. Then you jump off a bridge dick first.

Q: Any plans for the weekend?
A: Yeh gonna have an STD Buffet, you?

by Batty4Life February 1, 2019

arizona buffet

The large spread of personal firearms people in Arizona take to the desert for a fun weekend of plinking. The buffet is typically varied and covers one or more picnic tables. The people attending the buffet will usually bring all or most of their guns and allow everyone in the group to take turns firing them.

Arizonan to an out-of-state visitor: " I'm taking you to the Arizona buffet this weekend. Bring some ear protection."

"What are you gonna do this weekend?"
"Going to the Arizona buffet with some work buddies."

by SaltyTeerz August 18, 2019

million dollar buffet

A group of good looking people in the same place at the same time.

(Made by Emma mc on ft to Leah Mc and Erin T)

Woah look at this million dollar buffet.

by million dollar buffet February 23, 2021

barf a buffet

This is a humorous expression when someone vomits a copious amount after, for example, spending an evening drinking and eating!

Gaaaawdd, Reggie went to the bathroom to barf a buffet!!!

by I, Wreckerrr June 7, 2021

Sex-Buffet

Any man who offers his body meat for the ladies to feast on

Despite mild narcolepsy, Popey was still able to be the Sex-Buffet all the ladies wanted to dine on

by Crapfromdastreet April 23, 2015

Blowjob Buffet

A Thai whore seductively saunters back and forth just prior to dropping to her knees. She then begins rapidly massaging her jaw with both hands to warmup and loosen the jaw muscles. (Note: this technique is to ensure adequate performance in the event a penis with unusally large girth is on the buffet.). Following the jaw massage, she immediately assumes a cat-like, though straddled kneeling stance. With both hands, she begins violently pawing at the two guys on the sides while gulping the guy in the middle. This process is repeated as she works her way down the buffet, which is obviously "all you can eat."

Leia the Thai whore really worked the blowjob buffet through the hotel lobby."

by Shake That Bear! August 26, 2013